The "huge white lie" thread

[TheRhythmDoctor]

Ok, people...go ahead and tell us the biggest lie about yourself that you can think of.

I'll go first. Actually, no..wait..that's in fact a lie...I'll go later. 😉

RD

 

[Flatfoot]

Wow, this is hard...

I'm probably the world's best liar. If you've ever told me some sensitive information that somebody will undoubtedly ask me about, you can trust me with that secret, because in such situations, I am NEVER compelled to tell the truth!

 

[Flatfoot]

By the way,

I'm not ticklish!

 

[amk714]

The biggest lie about myself I can think of? That's tough, but I'll try. 😛

I'm handsome, strong, rich, and so powerful that people will do whatever I say. How's that? 😀

 

[4Pawz]

Hhhhmmmmm Let me think.... I am a tall, blonde, in my early thirties, with a successful business, and I am not ticklish 😛 How's that?? lol

Pawz

 

[Oddjob0226]

The biggest lie about myself I can think of? That's tough, but I'll try. 😛

I'm handsome, strong, rich, and so powerful that people will do whatever I say. How's that? 😀

Amk714 took my lie.

No, I'm lying. Actually, all of the above is the truth!

No, that's a lie.

 

[ShiningIce]

Well for one I hate those damn bleeding heart liberals. Tree huggers piss me off and I say dammit if you're dumb enough to be poor you deserve what you get.

 

[TheRhythmDoctor]

This thread has over 1,309 views, and already 25 people have replied to it...and I only posted it yesterday! Damn, I'm good...

 

[kurchatovium]

Big White Lie #1: I am in fact not a chemist but a male exotic dancer.

 

[ShiningIce]

Big White Lie #1: I am in fact not a chemist but a male exotic dancer.

I KNEW IT!! 😱

 

[Marauder]

I am a bad person.

 

[venray]

I am lying.....

 

[asutickler]

Blimey!!! I just shat me knickers!!!! 😱 😱 😱

 

[Sunriseticklee]

I'm short, quiet, and don't cause the least bit of trouble!

Wait... we are supposed to be telling the truth, aren't we?

Sunrise

 

[milagros317]

I have never told a lie, white or otherwise.

 

[Flatfoot]

I LOVE cheese!

 

[JoBelle]

Oh-Gee,
Well, I'm actually really shy.
Joby, the Imp. 😉