The Human Centipede 3!

[Dialon]

Because two Human Centipede movies was just not enough to tell this epic tale. It must be a trilogy like all other great films! I think I am a little late on realizing they announced this coming out, but it surprised me that a movie like that has gotten enough money behind it to churn out not one, but two sequels.

From what i've read, it is suppose to include around 500 or so people now? Now that is just silly. How will they gather 500 people to do such a thing; is there like a dictator that lords over a small country doing this to his citizens for no reason? That's the only thing that makes sense for me.

 

[PhilipRJ_UK]

I've never seen the first two Human Centipede films, but from what I've read, they're pretty vile? So theoretically, a third movie would be just as shocking.

 

[alchemy]

I really enjoyed the first two!

I hope the 3rd one isn't stupid

 

[Dialon]

Well, there is a pretty big misconception about how vile these movies are. Maybe the second one is a little graphic, but the first is actually really tame and hardly shows anything. It is interesting in a way that people find it so horrid and vile based on concept alone. That is pretty much all it has going for it.

I enjoyed the first two in the "funny, stupid horror" movie, kind of way.

 

[Bizkit]

LOL, I'll have to look into this. A while back I saw the first one and even though it's plot was a bit out there, it was worth a watch.

 

[Thatsecretchord]

Ohhhh nonono. No you don't. Your not luring me into watching ANOTHER one of these...nope not me... So when's it out?

 

[PhilipRJ_UK]

Apparently they don't start shooting it until May. 500 victims? Yikes.......

 

[Thatsecretchord]

500 lost beautiful American uni students who's cars have all broken down no doubt...

 

[PhilipRJ_UK]

500 lost beautiful American uni students who's cars have all broken down no doubt...

That's the storyline that ALL great horror movies are based on! 😉

 

[Thatsecretchord]

If it ain't broke don't fix it right? Just multiply it by 500!

 

[PhilipRJ_UK]

Exactly! Don't mess with a method of film-making that's worked on countless horror movies, lol.

 

[voided9]

My god. The first two were decent, the second one was actually pretty funny. Looking forward to how they can pull off "500 victims."

 

[The pear]

Why... Just, why... Are these movies still being made... 😵

 

[PhilipRJ_UK]

Why... Just, why... Are these movies still being made... 😵

Shock value, I would guess. Or maybe the director sees himself as the next Peter Jackson!

 

[SamuelKhan]

The first two shouldn't have been made in first place. It's fucking scat.

My concern is that some movies no longer have a clear hero and a despicable villain that meets his end. In the "Nightmare" series, Freddy always triumphed with out any real challenge or arch rival. People want to see a battle, not a massacre. Then again, franchises make money.

Movie making needs to reinvent itself. Lots of DIYers out there doing their own stuff.

 

[paracarl44]

I wouldn't waste my time and money on something like this.

 

[TMF Jeff]

My biggest problem with these movies is that the guy making them doesn't seem to know they're funny. If he was in on the joke, like the Return of the Dead movies, I think there would be a lot to appreciate about something this over the top. But to try to do it seriously is just ridiculous.

 

[voided9]

My best friend and I were on a kick to watch as many disturbing movies as possible before I had to move to TN. So we greatly appreciated the humor in HC one and two. 😀

 

[maniactickler]

I saw the first two. i look forward to number three!

 

[Jericho716]

500 desperate, horny, hopeless males from the TMF convinced to travel to the "best NEST of all-time" to meet the sexiest, most ticklish "female" in the world who actually turns out to be a 43-year-old mourning the loss of his mother and who doesn't get along with his father. Jealous and upset that the other men have jobs and girlfriends/wives (at least that's what the "hot girls" tell them on the internet -- even though it's likely another man they're "dating"), he takes out his anger on the 500 males, injects them with chemicals in their sleep, and they wake up with their mouths connected to the anuses of other desperate 'lers, forced to watch M/M tickling clips for the rest of their existence while dining on the fecal matter of the man in front of them.

 

[C.A.B.]

"Hey everybody, I just put a worthless piece of dung on film! Its the best ever! Pay me to see it? ... HA! Got your money sucker!

No, wait... wait... I just put another worthless piece of dung on film. Its the best ever! Pay me to see it?... HA! Got your money again, sucker!

No, wait... wait... I just put yet another worthless piece of dung on film its the best ever! Pay me to see it?..."

 

[Dialon]

My god. The first two were decent, the second one was actually pretty funny. Looking forward to how they can pull off "500 victims."

I actually found the first one to be more funny. I think it is just my bias towards the actor who played the evil doctor. Don't know why, but I found him to be hilarious.

 

[BBGuy5240]

I've seen the First Two.

I loved the First One. The Second Movie was Disgusting and Vile.


That being said, I can't wait for the Third.

 

[milagros317]

Nope. Wouldn't see it even if it were screened for free.

 

[voided9]

I wait 'til it's on Netflix. Definitely not expecting it to be a "good movie", just ridiculously entertaining. =P