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The I HATE CrystalLight thread!!

hahahahaha! FTW!

First!

Damn, you suck so bad! I hate you! Boo! Get off the stage! *throws tomatoes*
 
She's like...the worst thing...ever.
And she smells. Which makes her worser.
 
I know, right? Smells like the dumpster out behind Dan's Discount Weiners! Phew! And what about that moustache of hers? It's like thicker than mine! And don't get me started on her back hair!
 
As will punkin' me make this much more satisfying... 😀

Snail Shell
 
Pink Collar FTW!

Nicely done, so quickly! And what's that I spy with my little eye....? Could it beeeeeeee....

DUCT TAPE?!?!?
 
damn u suck.u smell like robs wiener after sitting out all day in the sun.u sweat like a ball sack in a douche bag. you are ugly as sin.your breath stinks like a dirty bum.flys are your best friend.u r just a ugly dirty crabby broad. 🙄:jester::yowzer::xpeepsofa😛:mhorns::angel::redheart::redheart:
 
dalekfire said:
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Crystal ish awesome. 😀

*runs and hides*
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Only about as awesome as a dead pheasant... which always happens to be what she looks, smells, and acts like.

I quite like this thread I do. 😀
 
I heard that she may have some type of infestation.:yowzer:
 
One should never bash without good reason, therefore this story must be told.

Once upon a time me and Crizzle went to a party. Not a fetish party, just a regular party with balloons, and cake, and beer, and half naked rockstar looking men, and some weirdo in one of those creepy huge animal suits (like chuck e cheese.. dah!!, chuck e cheese how i loathe you!). While i'm dressed rather conservatively in a duct tape and squeeze cheese ensemble, we've got Crizzle over here butt ass naked paddling around in the beer cooler shouting "I made brown!". Now this was before we'd actually started drinking or anything.
Keep in mind, Crizzle is a little cuter than me, therefore, this alone would have been acceptable behavior still. Well it wasn't until we'd been there for a couple hours that i overheard a rather raucous exclamation traverse across the crowd. "That saeria is a real skank, i mean seriously!" hey, i let it go, i kinda am a skank, afterall. Anyways, i decide to make an appearance and see what all the shouting was really about. With stricken horror, i see Crizzle and some guy that i guess kinda looked like a cross between James Hetfield and Rick Astley dancing to the newest Polka rendition of "Baby Got Back" without a care in the world. In one hand she had my poor plush bunny i gave her up by the ear and in the other she had the poem i wrote for her expressing my gratitude for her friendship and before i knew it she set them both on fire. I was so distressed i ran away in tears. It was several weeks before i heard from her again, but she just wanted to borrow some tampons and a 20 spot.

I'm so heart broken, I LOVED YOU DAMMIT... 🙁 i don't smell THAT bad and some people think my leprosy is cute. You truly led me to believe that i was someone special. Skank...

The End :dogpile:
 
Saeria said:
One should never bash without good reason, therefore this story must be told.

Once upon a time me and Crizzle went to a party. Not a fetish party, just a regular party with balloons, and cake, and beer, and half naked rockstar looking men, and some weirdo in one of those creepy huge animal suits (like chuck e cheese.. dah!!, chuck e cheese how i loathe you!). While i'm dressed rather conservatively in a duct tape and squeeze cheese ensemble, we've got Crizzle over here butt ass naked paddling around in the beer cooler shouting "I made brown!". Now this was before we'd actually started drinking or anything.
Keep in mind, Crizzle is a little cuter than me, therefore, this alone would have been acceptable behavior still. Well it wasn't until we'd been there for a couple hours that i overheard a rather raucous exclamation traverse across the crowd. "That saeria is a real skank, i mean seriously!" hey, i let it go, i kinda am a skank, afterall. Anyways, i decide to make an appearance and see what all the shouting was really about. With stricken horror, i see Crizzle and some guy that i guess kinda looked like a cross between James Hetfield and Rick Astley dancing to the newest Polka rendition of "Baby Got Back" without a care in the world. In one hand she had my poor plush bunny i gave her up by the ear and in the other she had the poem i wrote for her expressing my gratitude for her friendship and before i knew it she set them both on fire. I was so distressed i ran away in tears. It was several weeks before i heard from her again, but she just wanted to borrow some tampons and a 20 spot.

I'm so heart broken, I LOVED YOU DAMMIT... 🙁 i don't smell THAT bad and some people think my leprosy is cute. You truly led me to believe that i was someone special. Skank...

The End :dogpile:
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lol nice best story ever
 
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