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The Ice Cream Thread

Yeah, I have a complaint...

The Mickey Dees up here in Canada do not use real milk for their milkshakes. Instead, they use a product called ice milk - which may have the same brewing process as ice beer, but I doubt it.😛 Anyhoo, whatever the indgredients in this product, it makes the "milk"shakes go through your system like jetfuel.

I am not lactose intolerant. I am pseudo-lactose intolerant, and my poor toilet is calling Amnesty International, claiming porcelain-rights violations. Hmph!!

Cheers.😀
 
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*Has a dirty thought about chocolate syrup and..........* uh nevermind 😀
 
Rocky road, turtles tracks, and just chocolate ripple, topped with nuts and carmel!!!!😛 Now that is what I'm talkin bout!😛
 
Mechanical Trouble

A penguin was driving through the desert when her car broke down.

She waddled to the nearest phone to call AAA. Her car was quickly towed to
the nearest garage where the mechanic told her he would need a couple of
hours to check things out.

The penguin, being a good natured bird, didn't complain, and then wandered
off to find the closest supermarket.

She proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish
sticks. After a while she got into the freezer, next to the vanilla ice
cream, and ate several gallons. Then she noticed the time and headed back
to the garage, covered with ice cream.

The mechanic walked over to her, wiping his hands and shaking his head,
and said, "It looks like you blew a seal."

Blushing, the penguin replied, "Oh no! It's just ice cream."
 
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I am NOT a penguin!!!!!!!!
 
Call me old fashioned, but Iam very simple when it comes to my taste in ice cream. My favorite flavor is Chocolate, but I also like Vanilla on sundaes when I eat them. When I was a kid, I used to love Carvel's hard coated topping on a Vanilla cone, used to eat it most days when I was a teenager, now its very plain and simple for me, either Chocolate Haagen Das or a Sundae with Vanilla, hot fudge and whipped cream. MMMM!
 
Mint chocolate chip is my favorite flavor of ice cream. 😎

P.S. Good joke, Ray. :devil:
 
Has a dirty thought about chocolate syrup and..........* uh nevermind
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I like those type of thoughts Ice...(blushes) let me tell you about my human fruit salad one day!! LOL


JPie
 
Cute joke Venray. The nun was cute! When I was little, I once went up to Amish people in a resturaunt and asked them what play they were in. 😱 They laughed.
 
Graeter's double chocolate chip...or any of their chip flavors rule. And they ship anywhere in the US (just ask Oprah...)
 
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