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The Last 4 Minuets Of The World:

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😱 What would you do:


If this question had cropped up with my exhusband we would have made love,

:lol Wow 2 mins left to boil a egg.
 
Back in the late 60's or early 70's there use to be a black light poster of an eagle swooping down on a mouse. The mouse was giving the eagle the "bird". And the caption read, "The last great act of defiance!" I think thats what I would do! Hahaha. :lol (In a crazy mood today)
 
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Hug my family, friends, and mistress and tell them all I love them while get as plastered as possible and with my final breath, shout out to whatever god exists in heaven, "I'm going to have several valid complaints to register when I get up there so be ready to do some s'plainen!"
 
I'd plan ahead, try find a spacecraft before-hand and get the heck out of there!

...or is that cheating?
 
I'd plan ahead, try find a spacecraft before-hand and get the heck out of there!

...or is that cheating?

You'll die a fiery agonizing death with the rest of us AND LIKE IT!
 
You'll die a fiery agonizing death with the rest of us AND LIKE IT!

O____O!!

I hope I get sent to a ticklish afterlife, in that case. 😛

Fine. If I can't escape my fate, I'd probably have a reassuring talk with my fiancee. It would require way more than four minutes, but at least that would distract us during the final moments, and maybe we won't even feel it when it comes. If we actually DO know the EXACT time, though...it'll end with a long kiss, I can tell you that much. A long, passionate, "I love you and that will last for eternity after we're long gone" sort of kiss.
 
i'd go to bed, and deal with it in the morning.
 
I'd try to find that original signature picture that you traded in so long ago.
 
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I would try to find the one girl i care most about, (would take ages in travel terms probably) and have the last 4 minutes of existence in their embrace, leaving the world feeling loved and also loving with a passionate long kiss.

or

if that fails i would probably get naked and run to the most rural, natural, untouched, desolate bit of nature i can find within 4 minutes... so like a wood and spend the last 4 mins of the world in all my glory, natural and a mere life form of the planet.

but thats just me 😛 haha
:lol😎stickout:stickout😱:blush:blink:drool:pissed
 
Why minuets? Why not the last 4 Polkas of the world? I despise polka, and I wish it to end.

Hopefully, these last four minuets won't be on Dancing With The Stars. That show is dreadful.
 
Why minuets? Why not the last 4 Polkas of the world? I despise polka, and I wish it to end.

Hopefully, these last four minuets won't be on Dancing With The Stars. That show is dreadful.

That's PurpleStyle ladies and gentlemen. Send all letters to 555 Marietta D...😉
 
Why minuets? Why not the last 4 Polkas of the world? I despise polka, and I wish it to end.

Hopefully, these last four minuets won't be on Dancing With The Stars. That show is dreadful.

Gosh darn it! Someone beat me to the punch line!

Oh, the topic. I'd call up Rev. Pat Robertson and say "So, mister moves-hurricanes-with-faith, what're you going to do this time, huh?"
 
You could beat up the string quartet so they can never complete their 4 Minuets.....



Seriously I'd take one last walk around the house (like a captain before a hopeless battle) to say bye to my action figures and all my schemes, text everyone one last time and go out of this world looking at the one remaining good picture of my Mom while playing the slow movement of Beethoven's "Pathetique" sonata (she loved that one) on my piano.
 
Call Madonna and Justin Timberlake and tell them that "they got 4 Minutes to save the world".
 
I'd just sit in the dining room and take a drag from my cigarrette, and when the police come to get me, I'll flip them the bird. Then I'll walk down the stairs, spitting phlegm as I go, and make honking noises until the world begins cracking.

Then, I'll turn into an angel and dash to the stars, but be kicked back to earth because I'm not a legitimate angel, and I'd fall through the atmosphere, in flames of rejection, just as the earth blows up, propelling me back toward the heavens, and I'll have my middle fingers up to the beings that cast me out while saying, "I'm baaaaack niggas!!!"

Lol.
 
Staying on topic; for once - how would the world be ending? Hit by an asteroid? Falling into the sun? Solar system nearing a black hole? Gamma Ray Burst? Super volcano eruption?

If I had to pick, I'd go with "hit by an asteroid". A sufficiently large asteroid exploding over Illinois, so I could be one of the lucky ones that's vaporized instantly. I'd spend those minutes "flipping the bird" to the asteroid. I'm a rebel.
 
Depends on how the world ends, really. If it were the sun expanding far enough to engulf the Earth, for instance, I would grab a bag of marshmellows and make sun-smores.
 
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