njjen3953
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A man walks into a bar with a paper bag.
He sits down and places the bag on the counter.
The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.
The man reaches into the bag and pulling out a little man, about one
foot high, and he sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the
bag and this time pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter
as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny
piano bench, which he placed in front of the piano. The little man
sits down at the piano and starts playing piece by Mozart. "Where on
earth did you get that?" says the bartender.
The man responded by reaching into the paper bag, but this time he
pulls out a magic lamp.
He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust on smoke,
then a beautiful genie is standing before him.
"I will grant you one wish," she says.
The bartender gets excited by having a wish from a real genie. He had
always dreamed about it, but now it's actually happening. So without
even hesitating, he says: "I want a million bucks."
The genie nods her head and disappears in another gust of smoke.
A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed
by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled
with ducks.
The bartender turns to the man and says: Y'know, I think your genie's
a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.
"I know" says the man "do you really think I asked for a 12 inch
pianist?"
He sits down and places the bag on the counter.
The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.
The man reaches into the bag and pulling out a little man, about one
foot high, and he sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the
bag and this time pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter
as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny
piano bench, which he placed in front of the piano. The little man
sits down at the piano and starts playing piece by Mozart. "Where on
earth did you get that?" says the bartender.
The man responded by reaching into the paper bag, but this time he
pulls out a magic lamp.
He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust on smoke,
then a beautiful genie is standing before him.
"I will grant you one wish," she says.
The bartender gets excited by having a wish from a real genie. He had
always dreamed about it, but now it's actually happening. So without
even hesitating, he says: "I want a million bucks."
The genie nods her head and disappears in another gust of smoke.
A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed
by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled
with ducks.
The bartender turns to the man and says: Y'know, I think your genie's
a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.
"I know" says the man "do you really think I asked for a 12 inch
pianist?"
