WallStreet
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Once upon a time there was a little prince. He was a good little tyke but he liked to tell fibs. He went to the court yard outside of his castle and told the villagers that he had Britney Spears tied up in his dungeon and that he'd been tickling her for hours. He invited them all to come to the dungeon and tickle her. When the villagers got to the dungeon all they saw was the empty torture rack.
"Oh, she must have gotten away" said the little prince.
The villagers left the dungeon dissapointed, but the prince reassured them "Perhaps I'll get another celebrity into the dungeon. Then we can ALL tickle her."
The villagers were happy to hear this. A few days later the prince once again went outside to talk to the villagers. "Hey everybody, I captured Jennifer Lopez and I've been tickling her for hours. Come into the dungeon and we can ALL tickle her." The villagers all ran to the dungeon but again found nothing but an empty torture rack. "Shucks, she must have gotten away" said the little creep..I mean prince.
Once again the villagers left the dungeon dissapointed. One of the kingdom's royal residents, the Duke of Dig Dug, pulled the little prince aside and said "I hope you're not pulling our legs. If you keep bringing people into the dungeon for nothing they'll think you're a liar and never believe you again" The little prince said "Oh no...I wouldn't do that".
A few days later he once again went to the villagers. This time he said "Hey, I've captured Jessica Alba. She's in the dungeon waiting to be tickled" The villagers looked doubtful and no one wanted to follow him into the dungeon. The prince pleaded "No, No, it's true. Jessica Alba is tied up in the dungeon" The villagers once again went to the dungeon, and once again found nothing. "She must have gotten away" said the prince. The villagers all called him a little bullshit artist and they left the dungeon in disgust. The Duke of Dig Dug said "They'll never believe you again".
Many days past and no one would talk to the prince. Then one day he heard a knock on the castle door. He opened the door and much to his surprise it was Britney Spears. She said "Hello little fellow. I have my convertible out back and I was wondering if you wanted to sit in it with me while I dangled my barefeet over the back seat chairs".
The prince gulped and said "Sure I would".
The prince and Britney Spears went out to her convertible and she removed her shoes. She dangled her bare feet over the seats. The little creep...I mean prince grabbed them and tickled them as furiously as he could. "AAAAHHHH!!HA HA HA HA STOP! HA HA HA HA I'M SO TICKLISH! AHA HA HA HA!" Britney flopped back which only made her more helpless. The prince thought to himself how proud the villagers would be when they heard this. He took his pointed finger and ran it up and down the middle of Britney's sole "AHAHAHAHAHA!!STOP IT PLEASE! HAHAHAHAHA!" As Britney gasped for air the little prince ran to get the villagers. He ran to the middle of the village square and yelled "I've tickled Britney Spears! She's behind the castle in a convertible! I've captured Britney Spears" The villagers looked disgusted as they surrounded the little prince. The Duke of Dig Dug said "We warned you about bullshitting us you little bastard. Now you'll pay the price". They dragged him to the dungeon and locked him in a room. The only thing in the room was a computer. The prince figured at least he could go to the TMF and post some more bullshit stories, but when he turned on his computer he realized that the villagers had rigged it so that the only site he could log onto was Psycho's new religous site.
THE END
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Before any of you try to locate this kingdom I should inform you that I made the whole story up. Well, I made most of it up.
I hope that those who are "in the loop" enjoyed this story. Those who arent "in the loop" probably have no idea what I'm talking about and are thinking "What a crappy story". Unfortunately, those who are "in the loop" also had to endure several crappy stories.
"Oh, she must have gotten away" said the little prince.
The villagers left the dungeon dissapointed, but the prince reassured them "Perhaps I'll get another celebrity into the dungeon. Then we can ALL tickle her."
The villagers were happy to hear this. A few days later the prince once again went outside to talk to the villagers. "Hey everybody, I captured Jennifer Lopez and I've been tickling her for hours. Come into the dungeon and we can ALL tickle her." The villagers all ran to the dungeon but again found nothing but an empty torture rack. "Shucks, she must have gotten away" said the little creep..I mean prince.
Once again the villagers left the dungeon dissapointed. One of the kingdom's royal residents, the Duke of Dig Dug, pulled the little prince aside and said "I hope you're not pulling our legs. If you keep bringing people into the dungeon for nothing they'll think you're a liar and never believe you again" The little prince said "Oh no...I wouldn't do that".
A few days later he once again went to the villagers. This time he said "Hey, I've captured Jessica Alba. She's in the dungeon waiting to be tickled" The villagers looked doubtful and no one wanted to follow him into the dungeon. The prince pleaded "No, No, it's true. Jessica Alba is tied up in the dungeon" The villagers once again went to the dungeon, and once again found nothing. "She must have gotten away" said the prince. The villagers all called him a little bullshit artist and they left the dungeon in disgust. The Duke of Dig Dug said "They'll never believe you again".
Many days past and no one would talk to the prince. Then one day he heard a knock on the castle door. He opened the door and much to his surprise it was Britney Spears. She said "Hello little fellow. I have my convertible out back and I was wondering if you wanted to sit in it with me while I dangled my barefeet over the back seat chairs".
The prince gulped and said "Sure I would".
The prince and Britney Spears went out to her convertible and she removed her shoes. She dangled her bare feet over the seats. The little creep...I mean prince grabbed them and tickled them as furiously as he could. "AAAAHHHH!!HA HA HA HA STOP! HA HA HA HA I'M SO TICKLISH! AHA HA HA HA!" Britney flopped back which only made her more helpless. The prince thought to himself how proud the villagers would be when they heard this. He took his pointed finger and ran it up and down the middle of Britney's sole "AHAHAHAHAHA!!STOP IT PLEASE! HAHAHAHAHA!" As Britney gasped for air the little prince ran to get the villagers. He ran to the middle of the village square and yelled "I've tickled Britney Spears! She's behind the castle in a convertible! I've captured Britney Spears" The villagers looked disgusted as they surrounded the little prince. The Duke of Dig Dug said "We warned you about bullshitting us you little bastard. Now you'll pay the price". They dragged him to the dungeon and locked him in a room. The only thing in the room was a computer. The prince figured at least he could go to the TMF and post some more bullshit stories, but when he turned on his computer he realized that the villagers had rigged it so that the only site he could log onto was Psycho's new religous site.
THE END
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Before any of you try to locate this kingdom I should inform you that I made the whole story up. Well, I made most of it up.
I hope that those who are "in the loop" enjoyed this story. Those who arent "in the loop" probably have no idea what I'm talking about and are thinking "What a crappy story". Unfortunately, those who are "in the loop" also had to endure several crappy stories.
