The Most FUCKED Up Thing Happened To My Brother

[Neutron]

And his friend today. My brother knows a guy who owns an adult video store. He usually only goes there to hassle his buddy, or to get free flicks for parties and stuff.

So his friend decides to go with him today to his buds store. While there his friend decides to rent a 5 minute flick and heads to the back.

He comes out after about 2 minutes white as a ghost. Right after he went into his booth, a hand came over from the booth next to his (Seperated by curtains, I guess they use ear phones) and touched his crank (He had his clothes on) What freaked the guy out is the hand and arm it was atached to had hair all over it!!

Tron

 

[featherfingers]

Sometimes hippychicks let their body hair grow out but it seems unlikely they'd hang out at an adult video store. Robin Williams wasn't in that booth, was he? He's pretty hairy but straight, as far as I know.

I'd say your brother's friend now has an interesting topic for his next date, should the conversation need some extra spicing up.

 

[steph]

Well, I think ya sort of take your chances in those kinds of places unfortunately. Thank God he had his pants on~imagine if he didn't 🙄 Any one doing that to me without might have got a few fingers broken...

XOXO

 

[pghtickleguy]

Something similar almost happened to me a few years ago. I was in one of those places watching a video when a very large man popped his head into the booth and asked if I wanted him to perform a certain favor for a few bucks. I told him no thanks I don't rollthat way. He came back a few minutes later again. He asked the question again. This time I got a little more blunt. Asked him if he wanted to leave the same way he came in. He left but right after so do I. Have not been back since. That experience alone was enough for me.

 

[TKpervert]

The planet abounds with perverts.

Oh wait....

 

[kis123]

In a word......

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

 

[steph]

Nah, seriously friends...in my pathetic Republican Schwarzenegger- run town, there are no dungeons but there are a few different kinds of "adult-oriented" shops. A couple of them I frequent on a regular basis, they have the cutest selection of little panties, stripper shoes, sex toys, silly bachelorette party things like johnson shaped jello molds, etc. And then there is "THE CHAIN"...3 shops, same owner, all in disgusting neighborhoods. I don't know if it's some religious sect or what, but the place is set on fire on a regular basis. The last time I was there, like, 15 years ago was with a 6'5, 300 lb fotball player and the clientele in the PARKING LOT was so scary I was terrified to even get out of the car. I'm not generally a prude but all I kept saying to him was "don't even touch the walls...Can we get the fuck out of here now?"

XOXO

 

[chrisheaven]

😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 best laugh I've had all day so far😀

 

[The Sean Man]

And his friend today. My brother knows a guy who owns an adult video store. He usually only goes there to hassle his buddy, or to get free flicks for parties and stuff.

So his friend decides to go with him today to his buds store. While there his friend decides to rent a 5 minute flick and heads to the back.

He comes out after about 2 minutes white as a ghost. Right after he went into his booth, a hand came over from the booth next to his (Seperated by curtains, I guess they use ear phones) and touched his crank (He had his clothes on) What freaked the guy out is the hand and arm it was atached to had hair all over it!!

Tron

It's not that often you see a complete stranger offering a hand to someone else

The Sean Man

 

[kis123]

Re: Re: The Most FUCKED Up Thing Happened To My Brother

It's not that often you see a complete stranger offering a hand to someone else

The Sean Man

You had to know that was gross even before you said it, right???

 

[buggs]

tell your brother next time he does that take a good cast iron frying pan under his shirt. If it happens again, tell him to go Bugs Bunny all over the guys ass with it. Make sure the corning wear emblem on it is permanently branded into the sick dicks face. In fact, tell your brother to get a VCR or DVD player and rent the thing and take it home to watch.

Back in 1989, I had just moved into downtown Portland and I was walking to Safeway to get some food. There was an apartment complex on the way. A guy on the second floor yelled down something to me. I looked up and noticed that window had tin foil covering the window so all I could see was his face. I yelled "What!" and the guy ripped the tin foil off and he was in the buck. I quickly turned my head and Yelled "damn asshole. Put a leash on that thing!" He yelled "You want to come up and have some fun?" Still looking away, I yelled back "Sure. Just let me run home and get my baseball bat!" And the tin foil went back up again. After that I walked the long way to Safeway.

 

[AffectionateDan]

Stay on topic, people.

 

[ElectricEye72]

Disgusting......

This "subject" is repulsive This is pornography and in my opinion has no place on this forum but alas some people get special treatment on this site (I wont mention any names!). Horrendous posts like this is why I only come back here for Primetimes stories because I like a lot of other people who used to post on this site are sick of some people who flagrantly abuse the rules of this forum and get away with it.

 

[Neutron]

Re: Disgusting......

This "subject" is repulsive This is pornography and in my opinion has no place on this forum but alas some people get special treatment on this site (I wont mention any names!). Horrendous posts like this is why I only come back here for Primetimes stories because I like a lot of other people who used to post on this site are sick of some people who flagrantly abuse the rules of this forum and get away with it.

Someone best tell the lad he's on an adult website, and at times the adults of the forum will post adult material.


Tron

 

[Mimi]

2nd time. Keep this on topic folks, or all O/T crap will be deleted and the thread will be locked.

Mimi

 

[Oddjob0226]

IS there really a topic here?

I know, I know: O/T. There, beat you to it.

 

[AffectionateDan]

Thread pruned of antagonistic juvenile nonsense and closed.

You're skating on thin ice, people. You know who you are.