The "Oh, by the way" Thread...

[Moses25]

You know that scene wherein you ask for the salt and then throw down a doozie?

Ex. "Dad, please pass the salt, and oh, by the way, I'm a crossdressing hemophiliac who's in love with 3 different pygmies."

Well, welcome to the online version...

There's a beautiful full moon out tonight, surrounded by menacing cloud structures and oh, btw, I just sneezed 16 times in a row and there's a girl in a blue dress coming out of my tv screen.

Sumpin' like that. If this thread's too much work, let me know.

Cheers.😀

 

[Stitch62679]

I got some true ones from just yesterday!!!

She said "I love you and want to spend my life with you, and oh, by the way you're a horrible person with no sense of independance or faith or prestige or dignity or intelligence and you have a crooked tooth! Now where's my ring?!?"

 

[Limeoutsider]

I missed my show! Oh, by the way, you owe me $300 for car insurance, even though you haven't driven since way before Halloween.