The one-liner thread

[sole seeker]

What does one say to a militant feminist who has no arms and no legs?

Nice tits, chick!

 

[sole seeker]

What's black and brown and looks good on a politician?

A doberman pincher.

 

[kurchatovium]

Whats red and green and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

 

[ShiningIce]

Boo!! *Bashes kurch with a fish stuffed with orange marmalade.* 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Whats silver and orange and goes a 100 miles per hour? A nice Salmon stuffed with orange marmalade in a blender.

 

[ShiningIce]

Hey I never said it was a salmon!! 😛 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? Both have a 1 in 3 million chance of becoming human.

 

[Limeoutsider]

What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, bang, clop, clop, clop?
An Amish drive by

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

These are great! Thanks Jim 🙂

Here's one for ya......😛

How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

 

[BettyBoop2002]

These are great! Thanks Jim 🙂

Here's one for ya......😛

How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.

😀 funny stuff! great thread soleseeker!🙂

Uh, I have no one liner. Well, maybe I do.

What do you get when SI messes with fire?
A puddle of water!😀

 

[ShiningIce]

Grrrr I can tell ur gonna be trouble

 

[kurchatovium]

How do you get six elephants in a volkswagen?
three in the front and three in the back.

 

[Moses25]

And now fer sumpin' completely different...

Where do you find mangoes?

Wherever woman goes...

Cheers.😀

 

[BettyBoop2002]

Grrrr I can tell ur gonna be trouble

Heeeeeee heeeeee😀 Ice, ice baby!

I wrote a few children's books... Not on purpose.


😀

 

[ShiningIce]

If I had me a plane ticket to Penn right about now SOMEONE would be in a lot of trouble.

 

[BettyBoop2002]

Re: And now fer sumpin' completely different...

Where do you find mangoes?

Wherever woman goes...

Cheers.😀

🙂 good one Moses!