The Penis Theft Thread

[ShiningIce]

Ladies and gentlemen. I dont mean to alarm you, however it has come to my attention that there has been a rash breakout of penis theft lately. If you notice your penis, Jonh Thomas, tallywhacker, Mr. Goodcents, or frost cannon missing please notify me IMMEDIATELY. Worry not for I will get to the bottom of this. In the meantime, if you have been a victim of said theft you are welcome to purchase a prosthetic penis from me for a small fee.

 

[isabeau]

Ladies and gentlemen. I dont mean to alarm you, however it has come to my attention that there has been a rash breakout of penis theft lately. If you notice your penis, Jonh Thomas, tallywhacker, Mr. Goodcents, or frost cannon missing please notify me IMMEDIATELY. Worry not for I will get to the bottom of this. In the meantime, if you have been a victim of said theft you are welcome to purchase a prosthetic penis from me for a small fee.

omg quick.. call for help.. he has lost it now.. totally lost it.. missing penises hmmm do they just get UP and walk away?

 

[TicklishLurker]

I blame those psycho left wing feminists.

 

[General Zod]

If we pay a small fee does that mean we get a small penis?

 

[ShiningIce]

Dont worry General. As the smallest fee you are allowed to pay is 12$ you will get a 12 inch penis. 🙂

 

[kered]

Why would I want to downsize?

 

[General Zod]

I can live with that 😎

 

[ShiningIce]

Worry not for I will capture this penis thief

 

[Tamia78]

Omg! How could I miss THIS thread! And why do I have to pay fees for something I'm not missing?????? SI....you are SOOOO in for it, mister!

Psst......I MIGHT know who the penis thief is, but you'll have to pay ME fees to find that out!

 

[Feathery]

Ladies and gentlemen. I dont mean to alarm you, however it has come to my attention that there has been a rash breakout of penis theft lately. If you notice your penis, Jonh Thomas, tallywhacker, Mr. Goodcents, or frost cannon missing please notify me IMMEDIATELY. Worry not for I will get to the bottom of this. In the meantime, if you have been a victim of said theft you are welcome to purchase a prosthetic penis from me for a small fee.

Oh, come now! This sounds like another one of those cock and bull stories!

 

[Tamia78]

Oh, come now! This sounds like another one of those cock and bull stories!

*G-R-O-A-N* Feathery......

 

[Strider]

Detachable Penis

Christ, that brings up memories of jr high

 

[Illtcklu]

The other day I came home and found that my penis was missing! I of course notified police imediately following the theft! My penis was found two blocks away abandoned by the side of the road! Alas the thieves got away again!!!!!

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

If my penis is missing then i must have married Lorana Bobitt

 

[TKpervert]

Penis thief eh? What a piss-poor way to make a living.
This prick must be nuts.

 

[Tamia78]

*bump*

Because Shining Ice deserves his fees, dammit!
(Check's in the mail, SI )