The Perfect Couple

[sole seeker]

In response to the perfect woman thread, I thought I'd post this little tidbit.

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)














Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

****Women stop reading here, this is the end of the joke.
****Men keep scrolling.
















So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

****Men keep scrolling









By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen. 😛

 

[Moses25]

Nice one, bro. 😉

(Moses ---> sticking out his tongue at all the female members of the TMF).😛

Hehe.

Cheers.😀

 

[cleopatra2003]

LOL that was a good one SS, yeah 😛 I went all the way down. And you are right women never listen!
@Sticking my tongue out at Moses@ Heee heeeee😀

 

[sole seeker]

LOL that was a good one SS, yeah 😛 I went all the way down.

Thanks for the input, Cleo. Don't feel alone... I'd bet every woman who reads it goes all the way down the thread. That you admitted it, now that's rare! 😉