The Perfect Man Has Been Found

[sarlox]

The winner has been named in the world wide search for the perfect man. After careful consideration and endless debate, the Perfect Man has been named.
MR.POTATO HEAD
He's tan.
He's cute.
He knows the importance of accessorizing.
And if he looks at another girl, you can rearrange his face.

 

[peaches77]

LOL That was hilarious Sarlox!
But if you don't mind, I want my man breathing and with a pulse.I want hime to be able to fullfill all my request and desires, just like I would for him whenever he wanted it!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

 

[Moses25]

Re: The Perfect Man Has Been Found...

...and it ain't me???

Actually, I fit most of the above criteria...esp. the re-arranging part, as some are wont to do to me during the wee hours in a bar.😛

Cheers.😀

 

[amk714]

The Perfect Man? I don't think so!

Happy Holidays, Jeff.

 

[slave4tickles]

The winner has been named in the world wide search for the perfect man. After careful consideration and endless debate, the Perfect Man has been named.
MR.POTATO HEAD
He's tan.
He's cute.
He knows the importance of accessorizing.
And if he looks at another girl, you can rearrange his face.

Jeffy LOL that was so funny! Are you bashing your own? Heehheeeee

 

[slave4tickles]

Re: The Perfect Man? I don't think so!

Happy Holidays, Jeff.

🙂 This is funny too Alex! Happy Holidays! 🙂

 

[sarlox]

Jeffy LOL that was so funny! Are you bashing your own? Heehheeeee

Well Katherine,

I say when the oppurtunity presents itself...take or uh tickle it

Jeffy aka The New and Inmproved Sarlox

 

[BigJim]

The world's most ideal man needs only two things.............


1/ The brain of a lesbian.
2/ The jaw muscles of a hyena.