The perfect woman.................

[venray]

Perfect Woman?



Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next.

Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?"

"No," Manny replied. "I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!"

"Listen," his friend suggested, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ole Mother?"

Many weeks past before Manny and his friend got together again.

"So Manny. Did you find the perfect girl yet. One that's just like your Mother?"

Manny shrugged his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became great friends."

"Excellent!!! So,.... Are you and this girl engaged, yet?"

"I'm afraid not. My Father can't stand her!"

Ven (hiding under the bed)

 

[Prime]

Bwahahahahahaha

...errrrrr i mean bad Ven...very bad Ven...lol




Actually its pretty good. 😀

 

[Dave2112]

You know, Ray...I only have so much time to defend people from the results of thier own judgement. 😀

 

[venray]

All I can say is........

 

[qjakal]

Aaaiee!

Dave and I can only maintain the force field protecting this thread for...a..few.. more...hours...RUN Ven!

 

[Deleted member 2452]

i liked the joke

but the pic was less than tastefull. in fact i find a little "head" is great on a woman, lolol.
steve

 

[BigJim]

DANGER!!!! New medical research has showed that HIV can be transmitted through the ears.........by listening frequently to assholes. Be careful around here!

 

[BigJim]

Actually Ray, I'd have been happy with that picture if it'd only gone up as far as the ankles!

 

[venray]

Actually Ray, I'd have been happy with that picture if it'd only gone up as far as the ankles!

My pleasure, Jim....(where have ya been, MATE!?)

Ray

 

[venray]

Re: i liked the joke

but the pic was less than tastefull. in fact i find a little "head" is great on a woman, lolol.
steve

ROFLMAO!!!

Here ya go Steve..I try to do my part.....Here's a "little head" to add to her.......

Ray

 

[Raya]

*grin* Nice try guys.. you may be able to protect the thread.. but he still has to come home to me!

I think I am gonna have fun making him pay for that one..


Venraya

 

[qjakal]

Aaieee...

Shields failing....can't hold it Cap'n...she's gonna blow!!! Dump the warp core Dave!!! NOW!!!!!..... Q

 

[Prime]

Re: Re: i liked the joke

ROFLMAO!!!

Here ya go Steve..I try to do my part.....Here's a "little head" to add to her.......

Ray

Beware steve...

I think i dated this girl once on a blind date..she talked alot and kept falling off the table.

 

[venray]

Re: Aaieee...

Shields failing....can't hold it Cap'n...she's gonna blow!!! Dump the warp core Dave!!! NOW!!!!!..... Q

No need to panic Mr. Q...just use the transporters to beam her post out where no one has gone before......technical details here....

http://www.exn.ca/mini/startrek/transporter.cfm

Ven

 

[BigJim]

My pleasure, Jim....(where have ya been, MATE!?)

Ray

I've been woking like a navvy Ray. I just did 18 12 hour shifts in 21 days.

 

[Krokus]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!! Oh my God that is some funny s**t. 😀