Texas_Tickle
4th Level Orange Feather
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A man was driving down the Interstate and was doing about 80 in a 60, a police car followed him, flashing his lights.
The man drove faster and about 2 miles later, he decided to pull over as the offcier stormed out of his car and approached the driver and said "Sir, it's been a hell of a day for me, so I'll make you a deal. If you can tell me something, and make it a good one, I'll let you go with a warning".
Without missing a beat the driver said "About 1 year ago, my wife ran off with a police offier. I thought it was you trying to give her back to me".
The man drove faster and about 2 miles later, he decided to pull over as the offcier stormed out of his car and approached the driver and said "Sir, it's been a hell of a day for me, so I'll make you a deal. If you can tell me something, and make it a good one, I'll let you go with a warning".
Without missing a beat the driver said "About 1 year ago, my wife ran off with a police offier. I thought it was you trying to give her back to me".
