The Predict the Fortune of the Person Above You Thread

[ParanoidChant]

Alright kids! The next person to post has to predict my fortune, and the person who posts after that has to predict the fortune of the person who predicted my fortune, and yadda yadda yadda ...

Go.

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

You will purchase a shower curtain that is not see through on the advice of another 😛

 

[drewskee]

^ you will be tickled repeatedly with feathers. 😀

 

[milagros317]

^ you will grow your hair longer. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

^ You will see Goddess Shelly soon. 😀

 

[milagros317]

^ you will always be very beautiful. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

^ Carsomyr sayeth: Your post count on the TMF will never be beaten! 😱 😀

 

[milagros317]

^ will own 7 poodles some day. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

^ You will always be fun to post with. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

^ Carsomyr sayeth: You will have a long and happy life, but your adopted vorpal bunny will outlive us all! 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

^ You will one day have your beard forcibly shaved by the Swedish Department of Heath and Sanitation. 😛

 

[ParanoidChant]

^You will pass away at age 57 after suffocating on cool whip.

 

[starburstz91]

You're going to meet Kanye West.

 

[Carsomyr]

Carsomyr sayeth: You will win 5 bucks at the lottery 😀

 

[CMartin]

^ will invade and successfully conquer a coastal country within the next five years....

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

^ you will witness a chicken riding on a pig's back in the coming days XD

 

[slacker2114]

^ you will receive a bump on the head and think you are madly in love with Steve Buschemi

 

[playgirl]

^ when you realize you've won the lottery you'll yell, "BINGO!!!"

 

[slacker2114]

^ you will eat an assload of spicy chili and develop the world's worst heartburn

 

[c7_assassin]

^ you will take a trip over water, which will be weird since you will be in neither a boat nor a plane...

 

[ParanoidChant]

^You will pull off a statistical anomaly by being one number off from winning every Powerball ticket you buy

 

[c7_assassin]

^ you will have an unpleasant experience with sexting when Gary Busey somehow acquires your cell number. 😱

 

[starburstz91]

Tomatoes are going to be thrown at you.^

 

[slacker2114]

^ you will win a beauty contest and blow thru the money you make from it on peanut butter

 

[milagros317]

^ You will be asked many questions but answer none of them. 😀