The Reverse Alphabetical I wanted to but didn't thread

[Lord Doctor]

I wanted to zap my bills today, but didn't.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I wanted to yell at some idiot drivers yesterday, but I didn't.

 

[Lord Doctor]

I wanted to xerox my dream girl's body, but didn't.

 

[milagros317]

I wanted to write a scathing letter to the editor today but didn't. 😀

 

[Lord Doctor]

I wanted to validate my insanity today, but didn't

 

[milagros317]

I wanted to undress Lucy Liu with my bare hands today but didn't. 😀

 

[Lord Doctor]

I wanted to tickle my dream girl today, but didn't - moreover, couldn't 🙁

 

[milagros317]

I wanted to seduce Alicia Silverstone today but didn't. 😀

 

[Lord Doctor]

I wanted to regenerate today but didn't.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I wanted to quote Shakespeare but I didn't.

 

[Lord Doctor]

I wanted to plausibly pasteurise purple peanuts today, but didn't

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I wanted to order some things from online but didn't.

 

[paracarl44]

I wanted to get home early last night but I didn't.

 

[Lord Doctor]

I wanted to match matchsticks today but didn't

 

[milagros317]

I wanted to lovingly lingeringly lick lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles but didn't. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I wanted to kick something but didn't.

 

[milagros317]

I wanted to joyfully jovially juggle jumbo Jamaican jelly jars but didn't. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I wanted to investigate on how the road work is going on a particular highway but didn't.

 

[milagros317]

I wanted to hurriedly happily harvest healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay, but didn't. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I wanted to.....

gargle, but I didn't.

 

[milagros317]

I wanted to fiercely fight fifty-five frantic friendly frisky French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried food from Finland's lakes, but didn't. 😀

 

[Lord Doctor]

I wanted to excavate the Pyramids today, but didn't.

 

[milagros317]

I wanted to detain devious demented demanding deranged depraved Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp, but didn't. 😀

 

[tklee88]

I wanted to carefully cut carrots, but I didn't.

 

[milagros317]

I wanted to boastfully blissfully boyishly break big beautiful Brazilian brass bells, butI didn't. 😀