The Rubber Chicken Thread

[kurchatovium]

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Rubber chickens why are they so funny? Have you ever owned a rubber chicken? I have had two. Share all those great rubber chicken stories right here. I can tell you one thing rubber chickens don't taste like chicken they taste like rubber. Yeck. So don't eat your rubber chicken.

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

Serving suggestions

Kurchatovim, I am not sure if this is the type of thing you were referring to or not, this is what I have to contribute 😉


Serving Suggestion

Mrs Beatroot Says "During the war we could not get hold of fresh meat. Rubber, however, we had in abundance and thus the first Rubber Chicken was created. It makes a superb substitute for the real thing, with the added advantage of taking much longer to chew"

WARNING Do not attempt to cook or eat this rubber chicken.

 

[kurchatovium]

You are quite correct luv2bt&tickled that is indeed a rubber chicken and a fine looking specimen indeed. Hatched from a genuine rubber egg and raised on a rubber farm no doubt.

 

[Moses25]

Chickety Chicken the Chinese Chicken...

...eat a drumstick and yer brain starts tickin'.

Rubber chicken thread, eh?

Hmmmm...(passes Kurch a handful of purple pills).

Take two of these and call me in the morning, if you're still able to.

Cheers.😀

P.M.S. Mommy says I'm pretty.

 

[Moses25]

Mommy says you're pretty?!?

Hmmmm....

 

[TicklingDuo]

Yeah, I had a rubber chicken when I was a kid, but I had all kinds of goofy things like that.(chattering teeth, springy eyeball glasses, etc.)
We had a magic/joke shop called "Paraphenalia" in our mall, it was my favorite place to hang out. Good too, in case you were ever in need of a giant rubber spider or fly.


Drew😉

 

[venray]

Kill the chicken here.........

http://www.murderpartygame.com/murder/rubberchicken.html

 

[kurchatovium]

(Rubber chicken not included - I just like having it in the picture.)

I think you should at least get a rubber chicken with the game but a great find nonetheless venray. I think the game is going to come out for the XBOX soon.

 

[Limeoutsider]

Re: Serving suggestions

Kurchatovim, I am not sure if this is the type of thing you were referring to or not, this is what I have to contribute 😉


Serving Suggestion

Mrs Beatroot Says "During the war we could not get hold of fresh meat. Rubber, however, we had in abundance and thus the first Rubber Chicken was created. It makes a superb substitute for the real thing, with the added advantage of taking much longer to chew"

WARNING Do not attempt to cook or eat this rubber chicken.

Now why didnt I join the military?

 

[Dave2112]

First off, I don't think they make them that small. Second, why would you need birth control for a....

....wait a minute....

....OH!!!!......

...I thought you said Chicken Rubbers...

Makes more sense now. 😎

 

[venray]

First off, I don't think they make them that small. [/i]...

😎

Sure they do.....

 

[bticklishfeet]

😱 OMG LOL ROTFLMAO!!!

 

[kurchatovium]

All I got to say is that is one popular alien with the ladies I bet.

 

[THE THREAD]

Why are rubber chickens funny? Are rubber chickens cuddly like teddy bears too?