The Saying/Quote thread!

[Rox_My_Sox1]

Post a saying or a quote. One per post. I'll start:

"When life gives you lemons...take them...because, you know, FREE LEMONS!

^_~

 

[makemlaugh2003]

"It's wise to never mix business with pleasure. Otherwise, you end up with busipleasnessure."

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I'll just leave this here:

 

[PurpleStyle]

When life gives you lemons, put them up your shirt and pretend to have bigger boobs.

 

[Rox_My_Sox1]

We have nothing to fear but feat itself...and spiders.

 

[dalekfire]

"That's no moon... It's a space station!!"

😱

 

[Mash]

"Patty isn't a bitch...she's just different."
"Yeah, different in the sense that she's a bitch, and other people aren't."

 

[Nomming]

"And than you realize God gave you a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to work one at a time."

 

[goddess_nemesis]

When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic. :lol

 

[Jawa]

"You go to College to get Laid,
you go to the Library to learn something."
Frank Zappa.

... and this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8ufRnf2Exc
"Make life take the Lemons back!"
Cave Johnson.

 

[ThePoorMaidsTum]

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they rush by"
-Douglas Adams
:lol

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

"We're in the Sahara, yo!" - Some idiot contestant on a new Survivor-styled TV show called Expedition: Impossible.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." ~ Oscar Wilde

 

[Iisme]

"It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you're not" <3 =3

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Plantation Song -

She sif' de meal, she gimme de hus';
She bake de bread, she gimme de crus';
She fry de meat an' gimme de skin,
And dat was whah de trouble begin.

 

[ress123]

Gloria:"Where are the people?"

Skipper:"We killed them and ate their livers...Gotcha, didn't I?"

From Madagascar.:sleep1:

 

[Hootus1]

shot at and missed, shit at and hit!!!😉

 

[Hootus1]

From Dirty Dancing: "A little ass in the woods maybe, but NO conversation!!!":lol