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The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

goddess_nemesis

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1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
 
LOL ya goof.Damn you have cracked our code system.:Grrr:
 
the 4 most important animals to a woman -

The jaguar in her garage.
The mink in her closet
The tiger in her bed, and
The ass who pays for it all.
 
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