THE SILLY CHRISTMAS CAROLS LYRICS THREAD.

[paracarl44]

In this thread you are to make up silly lyrics found in Christmas Carols.


I'll start off with: "I'm Dreaming Of A RAINY Christmas".

 

[goddess_nemesis]

"O Holy Farts" (an ode to maniac. )

 

[paracarl44]

"Noisy night, Hell Raising night".

 

[goddess_nemesis]

"O Come All Ye Drunkards"

 

[milagros317]

"I Saw Mommy Kicking Santa Claus"

 

[goddess_nemesis]

"Deck The Balls"

 

[milagros317]

"Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-***** open sleigh."

 

[paracarl44]

HERE IS A GOOD ONE FROM A LONG WAY BACK.....

"Jingle bells, jingle bells,

jingle all the way.

Oh what fun it is to ride in a BRAND NEW CHEVROLET".

This would make our Music Teacher 😡 when we sang it.

 

[milagros317]

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, five lead balloons.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

"I'll be home for Christmas
If only in my nightmares." 😛

 

[paracarl44]

"Here comes Satan Claws".

 

[goddess_nemesis]

"The Twelve Nights of Christmas"

 

[Gothika]

To break this spell - I'll take your hat, your brains looks swell

 

[paracarl44]

"Hark The Herald Angels Spit".

 

[goddess_nemesis]

"We Wish You A Gloomy Christmas"

 

[leafstk]

"O Come All Ye Drunkards"

Love it!

Little lover boy

 

[goddess_nemesis]

"The Third Noel"

 

[leafstk]

"Away in a Ranger"

 

[goddess_nemesis]

"Frosty the Beerman"

 

[leafstk]

"These three kegs"

 

[Gothika]

Holy Hell

 

[paracarl44]

"Away in a Ranger"

^Good One!^


"Oh Come All Ye Farters".

 

[Gothika]

Blue Balls

 

[paracarl44]

"It's Beginning To Look Like Chaos.

 

[paracarl44]

"I'll Be In The Hospital For Christmas".