The Silly Christmas Carols Lyrics Thread.

[paracarl44]

We did this last year, you are to make up silly lyrics to known Christmas Carols.

When we sang this rendition of Jingle Bells it made our Music Teacher mad:

Jingle Bells, jingle bells, jingle all of the way;

Oh what fun it is to ride in a brand new Chevrolet.

 

[AmishTickler]

I remember this from my childhood...

Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg,
Batmobile lost a wheel, Joker got away.

 

[paracarl44]

We Three Kings of Orient are;

trying to smoke a rubber cigar.

 

[april]

Deck the halls with gasoline fa la la la la la la la la,
Strike a match and watch it gleam...

 

[Lord Doctor]

Well, there's this....
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[paracarl44]

Deck The Halls With Balls Of Popcorn.

 

[Lord Doctor]

I DID come up with this one!
Cloister Bells! Cloister Bells! Trouble On The Way!!!!

 

[ticklishangel52]

Jingle Bombs Jingle Bombs Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that bin laden promised me?

Gotta love Jeff Dunham!

 

[paracarl44]

GOOD ONE!

Jingle Bombs Jingle Bombs Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that bin laden promised me?

Gotta love Jeff Dunham!

^One I haven't heard yet.^

 

[paracarl44]

All I want for Christmas is my two bucks back.

 

[paracarl44]

Here comes Santa with a sack of shit.

 

[Gothika]

jingle my balls

 

[paracarl44]

Silver bells, silver bells

It's slippery streets in the city.

 

[Gothika]

o come all ye freakoids

 

[McNoodle]

I'm the most wonderful guy that you know.
I am always compelling
And never foul smelling
I'm pure as the snow!

I'm the most wonderful guy that you know!

 

[leafstk]

o come all ye freakoids

I'm the most wonderful guy that you know.
I am always compelling
And never foul smelling
I'm pure as the snow!

I'm the most wonderful guy that you know!

Can I hear both of these renditions soon, please?

 

[paracarl44]

Deck The Halls with bales of hay.