the "silly poem" thread..

[melanie2]

Here you can make up any old silly poem you wish..this little poem came to me while in the shower earlier today..

To Pee Pee

Do you pee pee in the shower
can you pee pee every hour?

Do you pee pee in your bed
can you pee pee on your head?

Do you pee pee standing up
can you pee pee in a cup?

Do you pee pee sitting down
can you pee pee while in town?

Do you pee pee on the floor
can you pee pee out the door?

Do you pee pee in the shower
can you pee pee by the hour?

your turn..

 

[Senshi1]

Ooh, nice thread. 😛 Okay, here's mine:

Johnny Fallocke was wandering
Around his big expensive home.
At noon, he started pondering,
For a strange thing, to him, became known.
His pacing had stopped, for Johnny had spied
An unusual crack at the back of the hall.
It was ten lines tall and a single thread wide -
Johnny realised he was seeing through the fourth wall!
But alas, at the tenth line, the crack did close,
And no further questions, on either side, arose.

 

[mikepd]

Here you can make up any old silly poem you wish..this little poem came to me while in the shower earlier today..

To Pee Pee

Do you pee pee in the shower
can you pee pee every hour?

Do you pee pee in your bed
can you pee pee on your head?

Do you pee pee standing up
can you pee pee in a cup?

Do you pee pee sitting down
can you pee pee while in town?

Do you pee pee on the floor
can you pee pee out the door?

Do you pee pee in the shower
can you pee pee by the hour?

your turn..

So you peed in the shower? Then wrote a poem about it? AWESOME! Also I have done all the things that are listed bout peeing in your poem. cept peeing on my head.

 

[melanie2]

So you peed in the shower? Then wrote a poem about it? AWESOME! Also I have done all the things that are listed bout peeing in your poem. cept peeing on my head.

actually i have peed in the shower..giggles..but never in the hottub..and hmm peeing while standing on your head is what i meant...lol

 

[mikepd]

okay Goerge Costanza. remember when he peed in the shower at the gym. Actually I pee in the shower all the time. I mean ya just wake up,warm water, what are ya gonna do get out of the shower to pee. It goes right down the drain anyways and the pee never touches ya.Plus by the time your shower is over all the possible pee has long been washed away. LONG LIVE SHOWER PEEING!

 

[meteor]

Here you can make up any old silly poem you wish..this little poem came to me while in the shower earlier today..

To Pee Pee

Do you pee pee in the shower
can you pee pee every hour?

Do you pee pee in your bed
can you pee pee on your head?

Do you pee pee standing up
can you pee pee in a cup?

Do you pee pee sitting down
can you pee pee while in town?

Do you pee pee on the floor
can you pee pee out the door?

Do you pee pee in the shower
can you pee pee by the hour?

your turn..

are you taking the piss:stickout

 

[melanie2]

are you taking the piss:stickout

no i am not lol..silly man

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

I would love to write poems but no matter how hard I try I cannot write them anymore.You see,I use to write short stories and I wrote one poem besides the ones for school of course and now I have writer's block and can't seem to write anymore.

 

[Dave2112]

actually i have peed in the shower..giggles..but never in the hottub..and hmm peeing while standing on your head is what i meant...lol

Wow....

...at least I have the excuse of smoking a lot of pot. 🙂

 

[Dave2112]

Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid;

I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision.

But when I try to look at you, you scurry away!

Are you shy, squiggly line?

Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye?

Oh, squiggly line, it's alright...

You are forgiven.

 

[melanie2]

Wow....

...at least I have the excuse of smoking a lot of pot. 🙂

i don't pee in the shower on purpose...sometimes these things happen...:blush

 

[Journia]

My milkshake brings
All the boys to the yard

And they're all like,
It's better than yours
And ya damn right,
It's better than your's,

I could teach you,
But I'd have to charge.


My milkshake rings
All the bells in the town

And they all go
dang ding a ling dong
All in rhthym
dang ding a ling dong

And the pedobears
Want to date the priests...

 

[Dave2112]

i don't pee in the shower on purpose...sometimes these things happen...:blush

Wow. I...uh...yeah. Wow. :blink

 

[melanie2]

ah what can i say Dave...i live on the wild side lol...

Ode to the Ardvark

The ardvark is delicious, when roasted nice and slow
It makes a lovely dinner or a snack for on the go
The testicles are crunchy for a late night tasty treat
For any type of meal, the ardvark can't be beat.

The next time you need to put your taste buds to the test,
Try the yellow variety ardvark, i guarantee that it's the best.