The Silly Scientific Names

[Bohemianne]

We do it only here. You have to invent your own. First give the name of an animal, fictitious creature or any phenomenon known to man and give it a SILLY scientific name.
The funnier the better. 😀

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*** E.g.

Dog = Knine arfus

Cat = Felix cattus

Frog = Ribbit Kermyth

Quasimodo = Hunchbackus nortrus

Cock = Giganticus tentacool

Pussy = Giganticus maelstroom

Road Runner = Meepus beepus

Art = Penitentius illustratus

Sundial = hora nondigitilus

Pyramid = Cheopus conicus

Eunuch = Amputatus bobbitus

Bugs Bunny = Whassap docc

Sphinx = Rididleus ridiculus


Your turn...

 

[milagros317]

donkey = dumbuss assus

 

[Bohemianne]

Creep = Creepus Dickus

 

[milagros317]

bat = guanosource blindus

 

[Bohemianne]

bat = guanosource blindus

^ Haha!
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Batman = Guanosource incatsuit
Robin = Guanosource impulsus