THE SOB's are taking over....move over SPU and the rest of you.

[RobAce]

That's right.

We of the SOB (Sarcastic Overload Brigade) are here to make things less silly.

No wait, we love silly. Oh yeah, we like things to sooooooooo silly. In fact, we want it to be more silly than Richard Simmons leading a group a Navy Seals.

So yeah. We like being silly.

NOT.

Rob

 

[kered]

You fall and hit your head again?

 

[Carsomyr]

I guess it's time for T9D to bring out the SPU Defence Force again... 😛

 

[RobAce]

OOOOO, Defence.......I am as worried as a shark being followed by minnow.

Yeah, that much. If I see defense, perhaps Ill worry a little bit more. Like a tiger being followed by a slightly annoying lizard.

Rob

 

[kered]

So you did hit your head again.

 

[milagros317]

You are dazed and confused, Rob. 😱

 

[kered]

I think he fell and hit his head again, Mils.

 

[milagros317]

I agree. He likely has a severe concussion. 😱

 

[kered]

Perhaps even a subdural hematoma.

 

[milagros317]

He needs to be taken to a hospital right away.

 

[kered]

Well let's not go crazy here. How do you know the hospital won't call the cops thinking we beat him up because he's ........you know.

 

[Helena]

Get the crash cart: perhaps we can electricute him!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

That's right.

We of the SOB (Sarcastic Overload Brigade) are here to make things less silly.

No wait, we love silly. Oh yeah, we like things to sooooooooo silly. In fact, we want it to be more silly than Richard Simmons leading a group a Navy Seals.

So yeah. We like being silly.

NOT.

Rob

Sarcastic Overload Brigade? Damn, I thought Sons of Bitches were taking over the SSF. That was a huge letdown.

 

[kered]

Get the crash cart: perhaps we can electricute him!

Good idea Helena! Sounds like fun!

 

[Helena]

Good idea Helena! Sounds like fun!

For good clean electricution fun, he needs to be wet! Someone get the ice water!

 

[RobAce]

Oh yeah, I hit my head. That is exactly what happened. How well you know me and my actions on said day...but I forgot you know everything huh. You know just how and why. Well please everyone, let me not step in your way of knowing it all. Please, continue No really I insist.

Rob

 

[milagros317]

You are clearly in need of medical care, Rob. You're incoherent and showing paranoid tendencies. 😀

 

[RobAce]

You are sooooo right Mils. How could I have continued my life without you pointing that out to me. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. Thank you so much. I will file that away in the "urgent" file right next to finding a more luxurious shampoo for my pubic hair.

Rob

 

[Helena]

Oh yeah, I hit my head. That is exactly what happened. How well you know me and my actions on said day...but I forgot you know everything huh. You know just how and why. Well please everyone, let me not step in your way of knowing it all. Please, continue No really I insist.

Rob

*Dumps the ice water onto to Rob*
Don't listen to his innane babble, but help me attach these paddles to his chest!

 

[kered]

Uh oh. He's babbling in a ferrin language. MEDIC!!

 

[RobAce]

Yes, this thread was all in my master plan to get medical advice from people that are obviously pillars of the medical community. Please continue. I really am interested.

Rob

 

[milagros317]

I think that trepanning is in order. Let's get the big drill here. 😀

 

[kered]

Um....I got a 3/4 inch concrete bit that fits a 5/8ths drive if that helps.

 

[milagros317]

That will be just fine. Trepanning is drilling holes through his skull. That will relieve the pressure. 😀

 

[kered]

Will he be able to play the piano afterwards?