The "Stupid Things To Say" Thread

[TheRhythmDoctor]

Greetings, ladies and gentlemen...I bid you welcome, to yet another one of my many pointless threads...

Please, feel free to say the dumbest thing you can possibly think of at this moment.

 

[venray]

Sorry..can't think of anything as my mind is a blank...🙄

 

[Sunriseticklee]

Besides it being past my bedtime, why am I so tired?

 

[ShiningIce]

I like rice. 🙂

 

[Flatfoot]

I've said this in another thread, but I think it qualifies for this thread, as well:

"Is it just me, or do the taillights of a Dodge Stratus look like two pairs of boobs?"

Seriously, the next time you're driving behind one, take a look.

 

[TheRhythmDoctor]

SNICKETY BING BONG!!!

 

[amk714]

Please, feel free to say the dumbest thing you can possibly think of at this moment.

I like the drive-thrus at fast-food restaurants--for some reason, the people who work at them always know I want my order to go! 😛

 

[Texas_Tickle]

I like chinese food, but the last time I was in China, all I had was burgers and fries.

 

[Moses25]

(Overheard at a FootPhobia Anonymous meeting):

"I love sweet, sweet bare feet."

Chikety chicken the chinese chicken; eat a drumstick and yer brain starts clickin'.

Cheers.😀

 

[kwildoctr]

Posted elsewhere as well, but what the hell:

"I picked up some ginko biloba recently to improve my memory, but I keep forgetting to take it......."

R

 

[kwildoctr]

Re: The "Stupid Things To Say" Thread - RhythmDoctor's sig line

A myth is a moth's sister! [/B]

Unless she's married, then she's a myth-ith.

😀

R

 

[MadKalnod]

Gingko Biloba? Wasn't he a character in Star Wars? I'm sure he was in Jabba's Palace somewhere...

 

[guitman69]

From George Carlin:

"As soon as I'm done cutting off my own penis, I'm going to shove this red hot poker up my ass!"

 

[ShiningIce]

I like cheese 🙂

 

[guitman69]

Here's a stupid song:

I am a cucumber
I am a cucumber
I am a cucumber
I am a cucumber
I am a cucumber
I am a cucumber
Please don't take me to the pickle farm!
Buhm!

Am I Neil Diamond or what?

 

[amk714]

"U Can't Touch This!" 😛

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

😕 Did ya ever?🙄

 

[Marauder]

The most stupid thing to say... I'd have to quote that guy I met at that one festival, you know the one, this band played and the lead singer - um - I forgot their name, but the singer looks like that guy who played the brother of this guy in the movie - um - the one with the big fire, that woman was in there too, the one looking like that one news anchor on the station where they have that cartoon with the cat, what was the name, sounded like that food, that breakfast food you put in the microwave and set it to five minutes, just like mashed potatoes - where was I? Oh yes, that topic that was like that other topic. I like squirels.