the taxi driver and the nun

[milagros317]

A taxi cab picks up a nun. The nun enters the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring.

The nun asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you".

"My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy of having a nun kiss me.

"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts weeping in sorrow.

"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK! My name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party!"

 

[Low_Roads]

That the incident happened on or near to Halloween should have been a tipoff for the unfortunate cabbie, but I suppose the naughty spirit moved him! The open question now is: are these two going to Hell for prevarication? I'd have said yes they are, but then they confessed. Can't get much more Catholic-proper than that!