the tell a story line by line thread!

[emilyemilyemily]

i'll start.

once upon a time,

 

[spike102]

there was a man

 

[baldadonis]

With three arms and one foot.

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

One day he decided to ..

 

[baldadonis]

Visit his friend Aimee.

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

But on his way he got lost in the jungle!

 

[baldadonis]

Which was rather strange since he was on a bus on I-80.

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

Yet what was even stranger was the bus driver was Justin Timberlake..

 

[baldadonis]

Justin had never driven a bus before and things were going well until a mountain lion jumped in front of the bus...

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

Luckily Dave was around and did his scooby doo impression which scared away the mountain lion!

 

[baldadonis]

Luckily Dave was around and did his scooby doo impression which scared away the mountain lion!

Once the mountain lion left, Justin and the one-legged dude got out to check the damage to the bus.

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

And there was a flat tire!

 

[baldadonis]

Neither Justin, nor the one-legged dude named Steve knew how to change a flat-tire.

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

So it looked as though everyone on the bus was stuck in the jungle.

 

[baldadonis]

Which strangely enough was only Justin and Steve.

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

And Dave!

 

[baldadonis]

So the three of them headed off into the jungle that for some reason now existed in the middle of Pennsylvania.

 

[Whoviantrekkie]

It was this jungle in the middle of Pennsylvania that they were joined by a disgruntled young Amish person who has suddenly questioned his faith and his stance in the world.

 

[ParanoidChant]

His name was Methusula, and he told them of a way out of the jungle, but there was one problem ...

 

[emilyemilyemily]

justin timberlake was secretly an evil overlord from jupiter.

 

[chuckle]

Suddenly Dave had a strange feeling in his belly

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

Dave went crazy and started eating all the bark off the trees and all the leaves off of the bushes!

 

[TarynsTinyToes]

Then he looked up and saw this crazy looking thing in the sky..

 

[badreligion]

He saw it was R Kelly

 

[emilyemilyemily]

turns out, justin timberlake and r. kelly were using their awesome collaborative pseudo-music skills to plot against* the earthlings!


*pee on