the "things not to do while on loritab or other narcotic" thread..

[isabeau]

while walking in the park with your husband...if he points at a female up ahead and says "she looks like sweet polly purebred"
do not begin singing the theme from "Underdog" followed by repeating over and over..

"There's no need to fear, Underdog is here" blushes...

don't mimic someone you pass who is blabbing on their cell phone...

never wave at someone honking their horn at you if you are walking with your husband...he doesn't get a kick out of it...