Hootus1
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“M” - Bernard Lee
“Q” - Desmond Lewellen
James Bond - Sean Connery
Miss Moneypenny - Lois Maxwell
Sylvia Trench - Eunice Gayson
Blofeld - Donald Pleasance
September 1968
Word travels fast in the underworld, and S.P.E.C.T.R.E. was no different. After hearing of Miss Moneypenny’s weakness they thought they might have found a way to get to James Bond and kill him. Ernst Stavro Blofeld discussed the possibility of kidnapping her and James Bonds girlfriend , Sylvia Trench. S.P.E.C.T.R.E.s’ head man liked the idea and told Blofeld to proceed. Spectre needed to avenge the death of their operative, Dr. No.
* * *
It had been four months since Moneypenny’s first assingment had turned into a real ordeal. She had tried to forget it, but she was still having flashbacks. While she was sitting at her desk, she would slip her shoes off and inevitably, she would feel that infernal tickling machine on the soles of her feet. She would catch herself rubbing her feet on the floor and cringing. She wondered how long she would have to go through this. James Bond and “M” had been worried about her, but she told them she was fine. But in her quiet and private times she still feared that tickling machine.
Across town Sylvia Trench was getting ready to go out for the evening,. She had chosen the red dress and heels she had worn when she first met James Bond. She heard a knock at the door and went to answer it. She wasn’t expecting anybody tonight. When she open the door a spray of gas hit her in the face. She backed up, coughed, and passed out. The man and his partner rushed her out and threw her into the back of their van. Then they went back into her house and made sure everything was in it’s proper place. Now they had to get Miss Moneypenny.
They timed it right and got to Miss Moneypenny’s house just as she was walking down the street. They stopped the van. Before Moneypenny realized what was happening, they sprayed gas in her face, and when she passed out they hustled her into the van. The men left no clues behind.
While one of the men drove to a small private airport, the other tied the two womens hands and feet together. When they arrived at the airport, they quickly and quietly hustled the two women onto the awaiting plane. After they were airborne, they headed for Austria. When they landed, the men hustled the two women into a waiting truck. The truck headed for the old castle at the top of the hill. When Sylvia and Moneypenny awoke, they found themselves in a room laying on crude beds. They were both hogtied. Moneypenny’s shoes had been removed. Sylvia had lost hers.. They couldn’t talk because they were both gagged. Just then two men came in and began to untie their ankles from their hands. When the two women sat upright, the men told them to get up. When they did they were led out of their cell.
The S.P.E.C.T.R.E. yearly business and planning meeting had just finished. Then the announcement was made that there would be entertainment after a brief break.
Behind a stage curtain Sylvia Trench and Jane Moneypenny were led to two chairs and forced to sit down. They were tied to the chair at their waists and blindfolded. Then two tickling machine were brought in and set in front of the women’s stocking covered feet. Sylvia’s feet were locked into the machine first. Then Moneypenny’s were locked in place. All of a sudden she realized what she was trapped in and she began to struggle wildly. She tried to scream, but her gag sufficiently muffled it and no one heard her. Then they heard a male voice say, “And now gentlemen, our entertainment for the evening.” With that the curtain was pulled back revealing the two women. Then the man behind them removed their gags and started the tickling machines!
Jane Moneypenny and Sylvia Trench both screamed and started to laugh. While they did, they also fought hard to get their hands free. Between that effort and laughing they soon tired of fighting and howled like mad women.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld talked over their laughter; “Gentlemen, let us enjoy the tickling torture of James Bonds girlfriend. Pointing to Sylvia. “And of “M”s secretary, Miss Moneypenny.” With that he sat down and the gathering watched the two women go crazy.
Jane and Sylvia were hysterical. The machines that were tickling their nylon covered feet, were driving both of them insane with laughter. Their faces were contorted in hard expressions of laughter.
“HA HA HA HA HA……..HO HO HO HO HO……YAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA” Moneypenny laughed on and thought, “This time they are going to tickle me to death” “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK….
HA HA HA HA HAHHHH……”
Sylvia screamed, “NOOOOOOOOO HO HO HO HO HOHOHOHOHO, EEEEEEEEEAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA…….”
Meanwhile back in London “M” was wondering why Moneypenny had missed a day of work without so much as a telephone call. Just then the intercom on his desk buzzed, “M” said, “Yes What is it?” The voice on the box said, “Sir there is a package for you here in the outer office.” “M” replied, “Bring it in please.”
The box was brought in and sat on his desk. After the person left his office, “M” opened it. Inside he found two pair of women’s shoes. A pair of flats and a pair of red high heels. There was also a reel of film. He put the reel of film on his office projector and turned it on. After he watched the film he sent for James Bond.
James Bond was relaxing at home when his wrist watch began to click and spit out a tape which read; Come to HQ immediately. He got dressed and headed for “M”s office.
James Bond got to the office and buzzed “M”. He heard the door to “M”s office click and he walked in. “Good evening sir, What seems to be the problem?” “M” replied, “Sit down Bond and watch this film.”
When Bond did so, “M” started the film running. They both sat there and watched as Moneypenny and Sylvia Trench were being tickled on their feet. Then a voice on the film said. “Five million pounds sterling to be delivered to our account in Switzerland or we will tickle them both to death.” Bond recognized the voice and said, “Blofeld”.
Sylvia and Moneypenny were returned to their cell. They were both worn out from 3 hours of laughing,
They both laid down on their beds and passed out.
While James Bond and “M” tried to figure out where they were being held, devised a plan to save them the two women would just have to hang on.
Moneypenny and Sylvia were brought to a room where their tickle machines were waiting. Both of them fought but they were once again at the mercy of the tickling machines. Before their torture started, Moneypenny said, “What do you want from us?” Their torturers answered; “We have orders to tickle you.”
Then they started the machines. Jane and Sylvia tried to hold out but the machines relentless mechanical fingers soon had them laughing. Tears rolled down their cheeks while they laughed. This time though, the men began to squeeze their knees, the two women screamed almost in unison. Sylvia’s eyes opened wide when she screamed. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK”, HAH HAH HAH HAAAAAH, NOOOOOOOOMOORRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE…”
Jane Moneypenny threw her head back and just howled. She was slowly going insane with laughter, and the knee squeezing made it worse. Her mind went blank while she laughed. “HAH HAH HAH HAH HAAAA,
YAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA….”
The two women laughed on. As the machines continued tickling their feet and probing between their toes, their nylons began to come apart, and soon the machines were tickling bare feet. This made the two ladies scream and laugh even harder. Moneypenny’s feet eventually quit trying to avoid the machine and she laughed on. Sylvia Trench screamed and shook her head violently, her raven black hair flew in all directions. Moneypennys brown hair had already done so.
Sylvia screamed, “NOOOOMOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEEEE….” and passed out. It took Moneypenny longer to pass out. Both women slumped in their seat.
When they came to, they were back in their cell. Moneypenny told Sylvia, “I don’t believe I can stand much more of this tickle torture, I’m just short of completely looney!. Sylvia Trench replied, “I am not far behind you, Jane.”
Three nights later, their fifth day of tickle torture, Jane Moneypenny and Sylvia Trench were once again being escorted to their tickling machine. Only this time they had been stripped down to their bras and pantyhose. Their hands were tied above their heads to a pole. Once the machines started tickling their feet two men got behind them and tickled their sides and underarms. The women went crazy with laughter from the start. Their faces showed the agony of murderous tickling. As the room filled with laughter, Blofeld received a message to tickle them to death and abandoned the castle. He sent the message down to the dungeon. The men left the women laughing and ran from the room.
Jane and Sylvia laughed on as the machine drove them insane. “HAH HAH HAH HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHH…HELLLLLLLLPPPPP…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA…EEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA…” said Moneypenny. She opened her eyes and saw nothing but a blurry view of the room she was in as her eyes teared up and the ran down her cheeks.
Sylvia laughed herself silly, OHHH HOHOHOHOHOHO…HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA…
SOMEBODEEE HELLLLP USSSSSSSSS…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HA HA HAAAAA…”
Both women were just short of total madness when James Bond and some British Commandos broke the door down, and turned off the tickling machines. Both women immediately fainted. The men carried both of them out to a waiting helicopter.
* * *
A few days later both Money Penny and Sylvia were in “M”s office discussing what happened with him and James Bond. “M” asked, “Ladies is there anything else we can do for you?” Jane Moneypenny replied, “Sir, with all do respect; I would just like to get back to work.” “M” said, Moneypenny, Maybe we should get you an apartment/office here in the building.” Moneypenny agreed. He then looked to Sylvia and said,
“AND for you Miss Trench?” Sylvia looked at James Bond and said, “How about a wedding ring?” “M” looked surprised, James Bond coughed, and Moneypenny laughed and said, “Good luck with that one dearie, I”ve been after one of those from him for years!”
THE END
“Q” - Desmond Lewellen
James Bond - Sean Connery
Miss Moneypenny - Lois Maxwell
Sylvia Trench - Eunice Gayson
Blofeld - Donald Pleasance
September 1968
Word travels fast in the underworld, and S.P.E.C.T.R.E. was no different. After hearing of Miss Moneypenny’s weakness they thought they might have found a way to get to James Bond and kill him. Ernst Stavro Blofeld discussed the possibility of kidnapping her and James Bonds girlfriend , Sylvia Trench. S.P.E.C.T.R.E.s’ head man liked the idea and told Blofeld to proceed. Spectre needed to avenge the death of their operative, Dr. No.
* * *
It had been four months since Moneypenny’s first assingment had turned into a real ordeal. She had tried to forget it, but she was still having flashbacks. While she was sitting at her desk, she would slip her shoes off and inevitably, she would feel that infernal tickling machine on the soles of her feet. She would catch herself rubbing her feet on the floor and cringing. She wondered how long she would have to go through this. James Bond and “M” had been worried about her, but she told them she was fine. But in her quiet and private times she still feared that tickling machine.
Across town Sylvia Trench was getting ready to go out for the evening,. She had chosen the red dress and heels she had worn when she first met James Bond. She heard a knock at the door and went to answer it. She wasn’t expecting anybody tonight. When she open the door a spray of gas hit her in the face. She backed up, coughed, and passed out. The man and his partner rushed her out and threw her into the back of their van. Then they went back into her house and made sure everything was in it’s proper place. Now they had to get Miss Moneypenny.
They timed it right and got to Miss Moneypenny’s house just as she was walking down the street. They stopped the van. Before Moneypenny realized what was happening, they sprayed gas in her face, and when she passed out they hustled her into the van. The men left no clues behind.
While one of the men drove to a small private airport, the other tied the two womens hands and feet together. When they arrived at the airport, they quickly and quietly hustled the two women onto the awaiting plane. After they were airborne, they headed for Austria. When they landed, the men hustled the two women into a waiting truck. The truck headed for the old castle at the top of the hill. When Sylvia and Moneypenny awoke, they found themselves in a room laying on crude beds. They were both hogtied. Moneypenny’s shoes had been removed. Sylvia had lost hers.. They couldn’t talk because they were both gagged. Just then two men came in and began to untie their ankles from their hands. When the two women sat upright, the men told them to get up. When they did they were led out of their cell.
The S.P.E.C.T.R.E. yearly business and planning meeting had just finished. Then the announcement was made that there would be entertainment after a brief break.
Behind a stage curtain Sylvia Trench and Jane Moneypenny were led to two chairs and forced to sit down. They were tied to the chair at their waists and blindfolded. Then two tickling machine were brought in and set in front of the women’s stocking covered feet. Sylvia’s feet were locked into the machine first. Then Moneypenny’s were locked in place. All of a sudden she realized what she was trapped in and she began to struggle wildly. She tried to scream, but her gag sufficiently muffled it and no one heard her. Then they heard a male voice say, “And now gentlemen, our entertainment for the evening.” With that the curtain was pulled back revealing the two women. Then the man behind them removed their gags and started the tickling machines!
Jane Moneypenny and Sylvia Trench both screamed and started to laugh. While they did, they also fought hard to get their hands free. Between that effort and laughing they soon tired of fighting and howled like mad women.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld talked over their laughter; “Gentlemen, let us enjoy the tickling torture of James Bonds girlfriend. Pointing to Sylvia. “And of “M”s secretary, Miss Moneypenny.” With that he sat down and the gathering watched the two women go crazy.
Jane and Sylvia were hysterical. The machines that were tickling their nylon covered feet, were driving both of them insane with laughter. Their faces were contorted in hard expressions of laughter.
“HA HA HA HA HA……..HO HO HO HO HO……YAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA” Moneypenny laughed on and thought, “This time they are going to tickle me to death” “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK….
HA HA HA HA HAHHHH……”
Sylvia screamed, “NOOOOOOOOO HO HO HO HO HOHOHOHOHO, EEEEEEEEEAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA…….”
Meanwhile back in London “M” was wondering why Moneypenny had missed a day of work without so much as a telephone call. Just then the intercom on his desk buzzed, “M” said, “Yes What is it?” The voice on the box said, “Sir there is a package for you here in the outer office.” “M” replied, “Bring it in please.”
The box was brought in and sat on his desk. After the person left his office, “M” opened it. Inside he found two pair of women’s shoes. A pair of flats and a pair of red high heels. There was also a reel of film. He put the reel of film on his office projector and turned it on. After he watched the film he sent for James Bond.
James Bond was relaxing at home when his wrist watch began to click and spit out a tape which read; Come to HQ immediately. He got dressed and headed for “M”s office.
James Bond got to the office and buzzed “M”. He heard the door to “M”s office click and he walked in. “Good evening sir, What seems to be the problem?” “M” replied, “Sit down Bond and watch this film.”
When Bond did so, “M” started the film running. They both sat there and watched as Moneypenny and Sylvia Trench were being tickled on their feet. Then a voice on the film said. “Five million pounds sterling to be delivered to our account in Switzerland or we will tickle them both to death.” Bond recognized the voice and said, “Blofeld”.
Sylvia and Moneypenny were returned to their cell. They were both worn out from 3 hours of laughing,
They both laid down on their beds and passed out.
While James Bond and “M” tried to figure out where they were being held, devised a plan to save them the two women would just have to hang on.
Moneypenny and Sylvia were brought to a room where their tickle machines were waiting. Both of them fought but they were once again at the mercy of the tickling machines. Before their torture started, Moneypenny said, “What do you want from us?” Their torturers answered; “We have orders to tickle you.”
Then they started the machines. Jane and Sylvia tried to hold out but the machines relentless mechanical fingers soon had them laughing. Tears rolled down their cheeks while they laughed. This time though, the men began to squeeze their knees, the two women screamed almost in unison. Sylvia’s eyes opened wide when she screamed. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK”, HAH HAH HAH HAAAAAH, NOOOOOOOOMOORRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE…”
Jane Moneypenny threw her head back and just howled. She was slowly going insane with laughter, and the knee squeezing made it worse. Her mind went blank while she laughed. “HAH HAH HAH HAH HAAAA,
YAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA….”
The two women laughed on. As the machines continued tickling their feet and probing between their toes, their nylons began to come apart, and soon the machines were tickling bare feet. This made the two ladies scream and laugh even harder. Moneypenny’s feet eventually quit trying to avoid the machine and she laughed on. Sylvia Trench screamed and shook her head violently, her raven black hair flew in all directions. Moneypennys brown hair had already done so.
Sylvia screamed, “NOOOOMOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEEEE….” and passed out. It took Moneypenny longer to pass out. Both women slumped in their seat.
When they came to, they were back in their cell. Moneypenny told Sylvia, “I don’t believe I can stand much more of this tickle torture, I’m just short of completely looney!. Sylvia Trench replied, “I am not far behind you, Jane.”
Three nights later, their fifth day of tickle torture, Jane Moneypenny and Sylvia Trench were once again being escorted to their tickling machine. Only this time they had been stripped down to their bras and pantyhose. Their hands were tied above their heads to a pole. Once the machines started tickling their feet two men got behind them and tickled their sides and underarms. The women went crazy with laughter from the start. Their faces showed the agony of murderous tickling. As the room filled with laughter, Blofeld received a message to tickle them to death and abandoned the castle. He sent the message down to the dungeon. The men left the women laughing and ran from the room.
Jane and Sylvia laughed on as the machine drove them insane. “HAH HAH HAH HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHH…HELLLLLLLLPPPPP…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA…EEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA…” said Moneypenny. She opened her eyes and saw nothing but a blurry view of the room she was in as her eyes teared up and the ran down her cheeks.
Sylvia laughed herself silly, OHHH HOHOHOHOHOHO…HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA…
SOMEBODEEE HELLLLP USSSSSSSSS…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HA HA HAAAAA…”
Both women were just short of total madness when James Bond and some British Commandos broke the door down, and turned off the tickling machines. Both women immediately fainted. The men carried both of them out to a waiting helicopter.
* * *
A few days later both Money Penny and Sylvia were in “M”s office discussing what happened with him and James Bond. “M” asked, “Ladies is there anything else we can do for you?” Jane Moneypenny replied, “Sir, with all do respect; I would just like to get back to work.” “M” said, Moneypenny, Maybe we should get you an apartment/office here in the building.” Moneypenny agreed. He then looked to Sylvia and said,
“AND for you Miss Trench?” Sylvia looked at James Bond and said, “How about a wedding ring?” “M” looked surprised, James Bond coughed, and Moneypenny laughed and said, “Good luck with that one dearie, I”ve been after one of those from him for years!”
THE END
