THE TIGER WOODS THREAD.

[paracarl44]

Yes, you know it had to happen. Please feel free to add onto this thread.

Q: What was Tiger and his wife doing up at 2:30?

A: They were clubbing.

Q: Tiger owns a number of vehicles, how can you spot one?

A: There is A HOLE IN ONE.

Q: What is the difference between a golf ball and a vehicle with Tiger?

A: Tiger can drive a golf ball straight for 400 yards.

Q. Why did Tiger hit a fire hydrant and a tree?

A: He couldn't decide between an Iron and a Wood.

Did you hear about Tiger playing golf on Christmas?

He accidently hit a bird so he got: "A PARTRIDGE ON A PAR THREE".

 

[AmishTickler]

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Swedes.

 

[milagros317]

LOL😛
Very amusing. 😀

 

[ticklingfeet4fu]

Yes, you know it had to happen. Please feel free to add onto this thread.

Q: What was Tiger and his wife doing up at 2:30?

A: They were clubbing.

Q: Tiger owns a number of vehicles, how can you spot one?

A: There is A HOLE IN ONE.

Q: What is the difference between a golf ball and a vehicle with Tiger?

A: Tiger can drive a golf ball straight for 400 yards.

Q. Why did Tiger hit a fire hydrant and a tree?

A: He couldn't decide between an Iron and a Wood.

Did you hear about Tiger playing golf on Christmas?

He accidently hit a bird so he got: "A PARTRIDGE ON A PAR THREE".

WHO CARES!!!

 

[Coup de Grace]

LEAVE TIGER ALONE!!!

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[Libertine]

British Newspaper's Tiger Woods Cartoon

 

[..Glamorous..]

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[milagros317]

Why did Phil Mickelson telephone Elin Nordegrin Woods?

To find out what club to use to beat Tiger. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

DID'YA HEAR THAT TIGER WANTS TO CHANGE HIS IMAGE???

From TIGER to CHEETAH.

 

[Coup de Grace]

 

[trace1984]

if u were famous would u like people to be annoying and noisey? leave him be.....

 

[leafstk]

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ROFL!!

 

[milagros317]

Why did Eliot Spitzer's wife call Elin? To ask to borrow her 9-iron. 😛

 

[kis123]

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa only has three Ho's...........ba dump bump!

 

[milagros317]

Headline: Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity...



The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger
Woods for the lack of diversity among his Mistresses. Sharpton claims
that the lack of African-American women among Woods' harem will have a
negative affect on the black community, specifically young black
girls.

"Why is it that a man who calls himself black can't bring himself to
cheat on his wife with a black woman?" said Sharpton, speaking to a
group of supporters in Harlem. "What does it say to young black girls
everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What
would your daddy say?"

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses,
said that today's black athletes need to stop neglecting black women
when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples
of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther
King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black
women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American
women would help the black community financially by giving black girls
the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, "I'm not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I'm
just asking you to give back to your own community."

_______________________

In case anybody doesn't realize it, Al Sharpton said no such thing. It's a joke.

 

[kis123]

Headline: Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity...



The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger
Woods for the lack of diversity among his Mistresses. Sharpton claims
that the lack of African-American women among Woods' harem will have a
negative affect on the black community, specifically young black
girls.

"Why is it that a man who calls himself black can't bring himself to
cheat on his wife with a black woman?" said Sharpton, speaking to a
group of supporters in Harlem. "What does it say to young black girls
everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What
would your daddy say?"

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses,
said that today's black athletes need to stop neglecting black women
when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples
of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther
King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black
women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American
women would help the black community financially by giving black girls
the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, "I'm not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I'm
just asking you to give back to your own community."

_______________________

In case anybody doesn't realize it, Al Sharpton said no such thing. It's a joke.

I'm so glad this was a joke.

I was just about to turn in my black card!

 

[alchemy]

I wonder if on Tiger's next video game you'll get to play all 18 hoes?

You know...

Well, this Hoe looks like she's a par 4...I think I'll use my 6 wood...

 

[paracarl44]

Did you hear about Tiger's Coming Out Party?

But he can't decide between irons, woods, or women.

 

[paracarl44]

From David Letterman........

"Did you hear that Tiger is going to return to play at The Masters"?

"He needs a new green jacket".

"It seems that he lost one in a Las Vegas motel room".

 

[paracarl44]

THE LATEST.

Q. Do you know why Tiger needs to have sex with so many women?

A. There always is a HOLE IN ONE.