Well... the first time I travelled in time was when I snuck up on Mimi. She was admonishing a bad man for rude behavior in the chatroom (translate that as whapping the pee-doodle out of some poor shmuck with a newspaper).
I was standing behind her, and when she extended her body to smack that other dude her right foot came up off the ground.
😀 Hey, I'm only human, right? Anyway, as you might have guessed I took that opportunity to grab her ankle and wiggle my fingers in her arch. Two things happened almost at the same time:
(1) she let out a startled "eek"
😱 followed by 5 seconds of delightful, musical laughter,
and
(2) she brought her ankle up (with me still attached) to where she could reach me.
I remember her pulling me off her foot by gently squeezing my throat,
and I remember this blur coming fast at my face... I think it must have been the newspaper. I didn't really feel any pain when it connected with my nose,
more like a stun, really. I remember flying across the room,
but I don't remember landing.
Now here's where the time travel comes in. Next thing I know its two hours later.
😕 When I went to the doctor, he said I had "dain brammage", but I don't know what the heck that stuff is. So I figure Mimi must know the secret of time tavel. Maybe you should ask her about her technique?
Thank you for this opportunity to share.
