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The "tip of the day" thread

melanie2

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Any tips you might suggest for the benefit of others..feel free to post them here..they can be silly, serious, goofy, thoughtful etc..

My tip of the day...when spraying hair spray, make sure your mouth is shut..
 
look out for giant clams..
be it periods,menopause,hotflashes or child birth a woman will always have something painful or annoying to deal with.
 
I've got one:

Don't drive with one hand. I broke my arm three weeks ago thanks to the airbag of destruction deploying at a dizzying 200~ mph. Oh and codeine is good. Very good. Very, very good.
 
Don't evereverever take up smoking. If I had all the money back from my 14 years as a cigarette smoker, I could probably own a REALLY nice car, if not a smallish house.
 
Breathe in through the nose. Breathe out through the mouth.
 
Don't evereverever take up smoking. If I had all the money back from my 14 years as a cigarette smoker, I could probably own a REALLY nice car, if not a smallish house.

i didn't realize you smoke..

Izzy's tip of the day...Ignore trolls...
 
i didn't realize you smoke..

Izzy's tip of the day...Ignore trolls...

I don't NOW, but I did years ago. best thing I ever did was lay down the cigs. Just trying to warn off anyone who might for whatever foolish reason decide to start.
 
My tip:"The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away!" - Tom Waits
 
My tip: Think before you speak. (I failed this one today.)

ah i also have trouble with that one..good tip..

My tip today...do not view hubby's sleep apnea machine as a life support system..it can save you hours of worry..
 
My tip always be yourself and never follow in the path of others just be yourself no matter what people say or think.
 
If you feel a leg cramp coming on quickly jump out of bed and walk around,it could save you a lot of pain later.
 
While showering alone in the house, and with the back door slightly open because chelsea insisted on going out onto the screened in back porch..never, never think about the shower scene in Psycho..😱
 
While showering alone in the house, and with the back door slightly open because chelsea insisted on going out onto the screened in back porch..never, never think about the shower scene in Psycho..😱
Hey izzy if you think that scene was scary there's a scene in zombie 2 that has a woman taking a shower and outside the window a zombie hand grabs the window and starts sliding its hand up the window without the girl noticing it its kinda creepy lol
 
Hey izzy if you think that scene was scary there's a scene in zombie 2 that has a woman taking a shower and outside the window a zombie hand grabs the window and starts sliding its hand up the window without the girl noticing it its kinda creepy lol

ack Arson thanks loads lol..i make it a point never to watch a zombie movie..
 
If you're wearing restaraunt poly-gloves and you lean with your hand over the toaster whilst waiting for the bread to toast, your gloves melt and fuse to your skin. Do not do that.
 
If you're wearing restaraunt poly-gloves and you lean with your hand over the toaster whilst waiting for the bread to toast, your gloves melt and fuse to your skin. Do not do that.

Oh,God no,not a good idea.You need to watch that carefully.Burns can get infected rather quickly.
 
Two tips.

Tip A. Drama only has power if you dramatize it. Don't talk about it so much, or get caught up in it, and it will fade.

Tip B. When life gives you lemons, Blood for the Blood God.
 
If you need to fill the air in your tires and you only have enough quarters for one activation of the compressor double-check your PSI and take the valve-caps off first.
 
Never drink downstream from the herd!

Never squat down with spurs on!

If all else fails, fart!

When doing mechanical work always remember the K I S S method, "Keep it simple, Stupid!"

Do unto others, then split !
 
Oh yeah, forgot one! This is for the ladies,

Never marry a submariner if you like to sleep with the windows open !!! LOL
 
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