The TMF Hoedown!

[DEV]

Got the idea from watching Whose Line is it Anyway but I thought it could work well on here. The rules are that you are to produce a four line verse taking on the form of a hoedown song. You have to produce the verse for the topic the previous person has set and remember, it has to rhyme! For an example for the tune, here's a clip from Whose Line (Just delete the space between the dot and y):

http://www. youtube.com/watch?v=xDKSyilX6k0

And to start off here's my own verse about the TMF itself:

Oh, the TMF, its really a great place
Art, clips and tales to satisfy your tastes
And if you're lucky, you start a nice relation
But for me, I just come for masturbation

Well that's one for me, and the topic for the next person is; Your job. Good luck!

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I work for Best Buy, earning peanuts for my pay.
Selling and schlepping provides my bread for the day.
Yet if in a sale, should I become crass.
Please try to understand its because you're a foolish ass!

Ok, the next topic is your love life.

annnnnd go!

 

[DEV]

Oh my love life leaves me in a tizzy,
All that action really makes me dizzy,
As a plus it's easy to understand,
All I have to do is stroke with my right hand!

Bumping I know but it amused me.

Next one is about your house. GO! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

 

[baldadonis]

Oh, I am just a renter in a one bed tiny flat
I haven't even money to buy a welcome mat
But I'll get a house and money to live well for many years
I'll just marry and divorce that skanky Britney Spears.

 

[DEV]

Oh, I am just a renter in a one bed tiny flat
I haven't even money to buy a welcome mat
But I'll get a house and money to live well for many years
I'll just marry and divorce that skanky Britney Spears.

Major kudos Baldadonis. What'll the next one be about?

 

[baldadonis]

Oh my bad. The next one is about going to the dentist.

Great thread, btw. I loved Whose Line is It Anway

 

[KrazieDog]

Once upon a time, in the land of TMF,
Kiwi hid from a menacing man, by the name of Jeff.
But the scariest woman in that land, who looked-like-a-dirty-stray,
Was called by a simple name, only known as Ray!

 

[baldadonis]

Once upon a time, in the land of TMF,
Kiwi hid from a menacing man, by the name of Jeff.
But the scariest woman in that land, who looked-like-a-dirty-stray,
Was called by simple curious name, only known as Ray!

Krazie, I don't know what this had to do with going to the dentist. Funny stuff though, lol. Ok, I'll do a new one then on my own topic, riding the bus.

Oh how I love to ride the bus, it is awfully fine
I will often hop right on at 17 past 9.
But I'll always have to hold my nose, though its hit and miss
Whether that bus will be smelling of some day old shit and piss.

Sorry if that one was on the nasty side, lol. The new topic is Graduations.

 

[KrazieDog]

Krazie, I don't know what this had to do with going to the dentist. Funny stuff though, lol. The new topic is Graduations.

Sorry I totally missed the boat, but I'll get back on track. Graduations.

Only 4 years up the creek, all my money down the drain,
All for one-small-paper, can make you go insane,
The real world made me lose my mind, and now I stand no chance,
Hey graduation-kiss-my-ass, with-your pomp-and-circumstance!

Next topic is rappers.

 

[baldadonis]

I'm not so into rap music, it is not my niche
Even though I love to hear about @#@$ing up my @itch
I think I'll listen to something just a bit more soft and slow
I think I'll kill some braincells and go blast some Manilow.

The next topic is Disneyland

 

[KrazieDog]

I'm not so into rap music, it is not my niche
Even though I love to hear about @#@$ing up my @itch
I think I'll listen to something just a bit more soft and slow
I think I'll kill some braincells and go blast some Manilow.

The next topic is Disneyland

Well played indeed sir!

I dress up as Donald Duck, and even Goofy too,
A permanent smile on my face, and big ol' floppy shoes,
My law school friends laugh me, and make me really pissed,
Just wait till Mickey fucks them up, it's Bald's revenge amiss!

Next topic is John Denver. hahahaa

 

[baldadonis]

Oh how I love Bob Denver, he drives me so insane.
I am in subspace by Leaving on a Jet Plane
But with due respect to Mr. Denver, I'll say without a lie
Kraziedog is absolutely a pure Rocky Mountain High.

The topic is sky diving.

 

[KrazieDog]

I used to brag to all my friends, "I REALLY AM INSANE",
But all that talk could not compare, to jumping out a plane,
Never in a million years, became my status quo,
10 years here in one bad marriage and GERONI-FRICKING-MO!!!

Next topic, day at the waterpark.

 

[ticklishscribe]

Well life as a dom is naver laid back,
to tie my lees I gettem on their back,
then I tickle tortrure till they'll crack,
thank God I'm a tickler.​

 

[DEV]

I used to brag to all my friends, "I REALLY AM INSANE",
But all that talk could not compare, to jumping out a plane,
Never in a million years, became my status quo,
10 years here in one bad marriage and GERONI-FRICKING-MO!!!

Next topic, day at the waterpark.

A day at the water park, it really is some fun
Splashing about and catching some all the Sun
But I have a problem, something bad you see
When I'm in the deep end, I just go ahead and pee

Not the best but didn't put much thought into it. 😛

Next topic is a favourite, feet.