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*At first you may think it's an "ethnic" joke, then you may think it's a dirty joke.....but I think if you get to the end, you will see that it is a profound comment on human nature!
An old Jewish guy marries a young gorgeous sexpot....and everything's great! Except for one thing. He cannot bring her to orgasm. So they go to the Rabbi and they explain the problem. The Rabbi thinks for a second and says "Here's what you need to do. Go out and hire yourself a strapping young man, and he is to stand over you with a towel as you make love to your wife, and he is to start waving the towel and this waving of the towel will incite your wife's imagination and she will be brought to a spectacular, passionate orgasm."
So they do this! They hire the strapping young man, he stands over them, the old man mounts his wife, the young man starts waving the towel furiously, the old man tries and he tries.......but nothing happens. 🙁 They go back to the Rabbi. The Rabbi thinks for a minute.
"Ok, this time you're going to switch. This time YOU wave the towel, and the strapping young man will make love to your wife, and you'll see, this waving of the towel will incite your wife's imagination and she will have a spectacular orgasm."
They go back. The young guy mounts his wife. The old man starts furiously waving the towel. The young guy pumps and pumps and suddenly...."aaaaaaaah"....the wife climaxes with a spectacular, beautiful orgasm.
To which the old guy turns to the young guy and says: "You see, you young shmuck? That's how you wave a towel!"
An old Jewish guy marries a young gorgeous sexpot....and everything's great! Except for one thing. He cannot bring her to orgasm. So they go to the Rabbi and they explain the problem. The Rabbi thinks for a second and says "Here's what you need to do. Go out and hire yourself a strapping young man, and he is to stand over you with a towel as you make love to your wife, and he is to start waving the towel and this waving of the towel will incite your wife's imagination and she will be brought to a spectacular, passionate orgasm."
So they do this! They hire the strapping young man, he stands over them, the old man mounts his wife, the young man starts waving the towel furiously, the old man tries and he tries.......but nothing happens. 🙁 They go back to the Rabbi. The Rabbi thinks for a minute.
"Ok, this time you're going to switch. This time YOU wave the towel, and the strapping young man will make love to your wife, and you'll see, this waving of the towel will incite your wife's imagination and she will have a spectacular orgasm."
They go back. The young guy mounts his wife. The old man starts furiously waving the towel. The young guy pumps and pumps and suddenly...."aaaaaaaah"....the wife climaxes with a spectacular, beautiful orgasm.
To which the old guy turns to the young guy and says: "You see, you young shmuck? That's how you wave a towel!"
