The Truck Driving Song

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This is another "Wierd Al" classic about a cross-dressing truck driver.


Truck Driving Song
Al yankovic

I'm driving a truck
Driving a big ol' truck
Pedal to the metal, I hope I don't run out of luck'Rollin' down the highway
until the break of dawn
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on

My diesel rig is northward bound
It's time to put the hammer down
Just watch as the miles go flying' by
I'm riding twenty tons of steel
But is sure is hard to hold the wheel
While I am waiting for my nails to dry

Oh, I always check my lipstick in the rearview mirror
And my pink Angora sweater fits so tight
I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight
Well I''m sure my seams are straight
Lord don't let my mascara run tonight

Because I'm drivin' a truck
Driving a big ol' truck
Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck
Got these 18 wheels a-rollin' until the break of dawn
driving a truck with my high heels on

Oh I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me
And my nipple rings don't bother me too much
But when I hit those big speed bumps
My darling little rhinestone pumps
Keep slipping off the mother-lovin' clutch

But still I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
headin' down the interstate trying to make a buck
Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon
While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on

I'm drivin' a truck
driving a truck
Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck
and I'm late for my appointment down at the hair salon
so I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on