Mistress Aura
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This may be an oldie, but it still makes me smirk and give an inward cheer every time I see it... 
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A woman and her husband are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink, the absolute ultimate cocktail. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her husband into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Bailey's, and a quarter-shot of lime juice.
The husband looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue; next, you drink the shot of Bailey's but just hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."
So, the husband, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue-salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Bailey's and holds it --smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks, "Huh, this is OK." Finally, he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.
In one second, the sharp lime taste hits. At two seconds, the Bailey's curdles. At three seconds, the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistency hits. At four seconds, it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot. This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his wife, he grimaces and finally swallows the now-foul tasting drink.
When he finally chokes it down, he turns to his wife, and says, "What the hell do you call that drink?"
She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job's Revenge."
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A woman and her husband are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink, the absolute ultimate cocktail. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her husband into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Bailey's, and a quarter-shot of lime juice.
The husband looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue; next, you drink the shot of Bailey's but just hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."
So, the husband, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue-salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Bailey's and holds it --smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks, "Huh, this is OK." Finally, he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.
In one second, the sharp lime taste hits. At two seconds, the Bailey's curdles. At three seconds, the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistency hits. At four seconds, it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot. This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his wife, he grimaces and finally swallows the now-foul tasting drink.
When he finally chokes it down, he turns to his wife, and says, "What the hell do you call that drink?"
She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job's Revenge."
