The UPS man

[steph]

> One Monday morning the UPS man is driving the
> neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches
> one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still
> in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the
> homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer
> and liquor bottles.
>
> "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a
> party last night," the UPS man comments.
>
> Bob, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it
> Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like
> moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about
> fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over
> for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we
> all got so drunk around midnight that we started
> playing WHO AM I."
>
> The UPS man thinks a moment and says, "How do you
> play WHO AM I?"
>
> "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come
> out one at a time with a sheet covering us, with only
> our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet.
> Then the women try to guess who it is."
>
> The UPS man laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I
> missed that."
>
> "Probably a good thing you did," Bob responded.
> "Your name came up seven times......."

 

[bellystrokes]

Sounds like my UPS man.

 

[cloudgazer2k]

oh...wow. that was...wow

 

[goddess_nemesis]

LMAO!

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Great joke. 😀
How many times did the letter carrier's name come up?

 

[tickledgirl]

"What can Brown do for you?" 😉

 

[DLazarus]

LMAO...............good one Steph..........thanks for sharing.

 

[steph]

Y'welcome babe~and everyone else...
XOXO

LMAO...............good one Steph..........thanks for sharing.

 

[paracarl44]

It used to be the Milkman.

But you have to stay up with the times.

 

[Illtcklu]

Well what do you expect from anyone working for a company that spells UPS!!!!!!!😱

 

[Scouse]

Hahhaha I LOVE IT!

 

[sole seeker]

Another terrific classic! LMAO!