goddess_nemesis
Level of Quintuple Citrine Feather
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A butcher gets his finger stuck in a slicer and cuts it off. He spends all day at the hospital getting the stump sewn up, then calls his wife.
“Honey, I’m in the hospital,” he says. “I accidentally cut off my finger, but I’m OK.”
“Oh, God!” she cries. “The whole finger?”
“No. The one next to it.”
“Honey, I’m in the hospital,” he says. “I accidentally cut off my finger, but I’m OK.”
“Oh, God!” she cries. “The whole finger?”
“No. The one next to it.”
