The Wisdom of Garfield the Cat

[giggleygirl25]

Hal's pic of Garfield found on the Diet thread prompted me to write down some favorite Garfield Quotes...🙂 please share your favorite garfield (or other comic strip quotes 🙂)


"I'd like mornings better if they started later.-Garfield the cat"

"Take life, one nap at a time."

"Some call it laziness. I call it deep thought."

 

[Haltickling]

Great idea, giggleygirl!

My favorite Garfield saying:

"Life is like a Ferrari:
Much too fast!
On the other hand: you can't afford it anyway..." 😀

 

[giggleygirl25]

another of my favorite one's from Garfield 🙂


"I only know two things about life...I love my teddy bear and my teddy bear loves me. Simple truths are the most profound."

The fat cat's favorite reasons to go off your diet...
Rice cakes cause mange
Do-it-yourself liposuction available in near future
Ignored desserts will develop low self-esteem
Half-off coupon for fat farm has expired
Fewer mutant leftovers spawning in your refrigerator
Sumo wrestlers earn big bucks!

 

[venray]

"A fool and his lasanga are soon parted"

"The earlier you set your alarm, the longer you oversleep"


"Just what is life? - Life is a lot like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it ... But the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get!"

"I am able to resist all temptations ... I just don't choose to."


Jon: "Garfield, I'm depressed... I could use a hug!"
Garfield: "I could use a Lamborghini but you don't hear me whining."


Ven

 

[amk714]

Here's one...

Nice thread, giggleygirl25! Thanks. 🙂

 

[Moses25]

"Eat every meal as if it were your last."

Cheers.😀

 

[Michigan J Frog]

"A fool and his lasanga are soon parted"

"The earlier you set your alarm, the longer you oversleep"


"Just what is life? - Life is a lot like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it ... But the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get!"

"I am able to resist all temptations ... I just don't choose to."


Jon: "Garfield, I'm depressed... I could use a hug!"
Garfield: "I could use a Lamborghini but you don't hear me whining."


Ven

Well said Ven!

😀 Henry

 

[giggleygirl25]

Garfield is a well-known coffee connoisseur. Here are some of the ways he likes his coffee:

Hot and hair-free
One barrel at a time
Intravenously
Strong enough to sit up and bark
Sucked straight out of the filter
With a 12-course breakfast

😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

The first one is the best!

I would also like mornings better if they did start later!!!