The wonderful person I found in Leo-Tickles.

[sars11]

You're flying through the desert and your canoe looses a flashlight, how many pizzas does it take to laminate a goldfish?

1

 

[Saeria]

1

no way, it'd be many more than that.. as fish are slippery and lamination machines are hard to come by in the middle ages.. we should then include the occurence of zombies.. as always, into this equation... zombies can really laminate some fish far better than pizzas ever dreamed to

 

[giggle-maker]

Both answers are irrelevant as icecream has no bones.

 

[Saeria]

touche, however, i have seen the occurence of bones in ice-cream... there are ice-creamapheliacs abound in some far reaches of the internet.

 

[Leo tickles]

Both answers are irrelevant as icecream has no bones.

On second thought, this is the only correct answer.

 

[sars11]

I stand by my answer as I have a degree in advanced golfish laminating. And you do not.

 

[giggle-maker]

Pay attention as there will be a breast exam at the end of class.

 

[Leo tickles]

Who's breasts will be examined? And who is examining?

 

[giggle-maker]

Who's breasts will be examined? And who is examining?

That'll be a 15 scar penalty for too much logic on the play feel.

 

[Leo tickles]

That'll be a 15 scar penalty for too much logic on the play feel.

Oh right right right, um, WAFFLE BAGEL SALAD YAY!

 

[giggle-maker]

Oh right right right, um, WAFFLE BAGEL SALAD YAY!

Munch better. Now stop punching that porcupine!

 

[Leo tickles]

Munch better. Now stop punching that porcupine!

I must punch it, for Sonic was never more popular than Mario!!!

 

[giggle-maker]

I must punch it, for Sonic was never more popular than Mario!!!

Never was there a truer bastardization of a false hedghog. Porcupines desreve better!

 

[Leo tickles]

Never was there a truer bastardization of a false hedghog. Porcupines desreve better!

NO! Tails made the team!


(Holy shmoly I'm almost fitting in...)


Genie in a bottle baby, ya ya, umph umph.

 

[giggle-maker]

NO! Tails made the team!


(Holy shmoly I'm almost fitting in...)


Genie in a bottle baby, ya ya, umph umph.

Contrary to previous mesure, it takes THREE umph's to fit into a genie bottle.

 

[Leo tickles]

Oompha oompha cha cha cha!

 

[giggle-maker]

Oompha oompha cha cha cha!

FAIL!

(cleans up broken genie bottle)

 

[Leo tickles]

*cries*

Shattered dreams, shattered genie bottle, man, I suck at life.

 

[venray]

 

[CrystalLight]

 

[giggle-maker]

Obviously a cowbell would laminate a goldfish.

Venray wins! FATALITY!

 

[Leo tickles]

Those pretty eyes of yours can!

 

[BrightEyes1082]

I must punch it, for Sonic was never more popular than Mario!!!

Never was there a truer bastardization of a false hedghog. Porcupines desreve better!

Freakin tards. Sonic is a hedgehog, not a porcupine.

 

[Leo tickles]

Freakin tards. Sonic is a hedgehog, not a porcupine.

Oh shit she's right. .... I mean...
HA, YOU FELL FOR IT!

 

[giggle-maker]

Freakin tards. Sonic is a hedgehog, not a porcupine.

Ummmm, not to instil logic here, but re-read my post that you quoted with, maybe some Jeager added and you shall see...you shall see.