The "would you rather" thread

[gluestick]

Would you rather...

Have a uni-brow,
or
Have a uni-boob?


Answer then propose another question...

 

[Lord Doctor]

Option One:

Would you rather be:

Insane, lonely and rich,

Or poor, popular and quite aware that your financial position stinks.

 

[Artoo]

The latter.

Would you rather die in a nursing home, unable to look after yourself, or be killed in the prime of life?

 

[gluestick]

nursing home. My hallucinations and imaginery friends would help me manage.


Would you rather...

Have sex thats a "5"

or

Take a crap thats a "10"?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I think I'll go with option one.

After all, when sex is good, its really good.

When sex is bad, its still good.

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Would you rather. . .

Be stuck in an elevator for 41 hours?

OR. . .

Lose power in your home for 4-5 days?

 

[milagros317]

Lose power, the elevator would stink of excrement at some point.

Would you rather be eaten by a grizzly bear or eaten by a shark?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Grizzly bear. Perhaps he'd mistake me for one of his own.

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Would you rather. . .

Get free tickling clips for life?

OR. . .

Automatically become Wielder of 100 Feathers?

 

[milagros317]

I'll take the free clips, I've already got the title. 😀

Would you rather

fall down a deep well

or

fall into a pile of horse manure?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Fall into manure. . .You can walk away from that one


Would you rather. . .

Get shocked with a Taser?

OR. . .

Be sprayed in the face with pepper spray?

 

[milagros317]

The spray, it doesn't involve a shock.

Would you rather

spend a winter without heat in Boston

or

a summer without air conditioning in Biloxi?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

a winter in Boston. I don't mind being cold.

Would you rather. . .

Take a busride across country?

OR

Be in a coach flight halfway around the world?

 

[milagros317]

I'll take the bus ride, the scenery is better.

Would you rather

never eat chocolate again

or

never drink beer again?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

never drink beer...not a fan anyway


Would you rather. . .

take a vow of poverty?

OR...

take a vow of celibacy?

 

[gluestick]

youch. that's one to run by the gf. i'll take poverty. as the beatles said, money can't buy me love.

Would you rather


Tickle your dream girl/guy thats so-so ticklish?
or
Tickle an unattractive person that goes through the roof at a single touch?

 

[Artoo]

The former, as I'm more 'lee than 'ler.

Would you rather eat food through your arse, or shit through your mouth?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Eat food through my arse, just because it seems less gross.

Would you rather. . .

...be trampled by an elephant

OR

...be eaten by insects.

 

[gluestick]

the elephants...quicker death, less suffering. plus bugs are f*ing creepy.

WUR...

Have an extremely itchy ass for five years
or
The hiccups for five years?

 

[Artoo]

Hiccups. Less uncomfortable, more socially acceptable.

Would you rather...
have the snout, ears and tail of a pig
or
smell like a month-old pig carcass?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I'll take the features of the pig. No real reason why.

Would you rather. . .

drink nothing but Prune juice for the rest of your life?

OR

Have to give up chocolate forever?