They walk among us
I was at the checkout
of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill.
She
gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back
to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became
indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and
returned the money again. I gave her the Money back .... same scenario! I
departed the store with the $46.64.
They Walk Among Us and Many
Work Retail
I walked into a Starbucks
with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl
and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one
free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free," she said,
"so I guess they're both free".
She Handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.
They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking
down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that
dead bird!". Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where"?< /FONT>
They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house,
my brother asked the real Estate agent which direction was north because, he
explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked,
"Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the
sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said,
"Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff."
They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in
technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an
individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days
a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through
a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I were on
a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we
bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my
luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and
told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not
to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good
hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived
yet?"
They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza
parlor I observed a man Ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone
and the cook asked Him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought
about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I
don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
They Walk
Among Us, and they Reproduce, and Worst of all .
THEY VOTE
I was at the checkout
of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill.
She
gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back
to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became
indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and
returned the money again. I gave her the Money back .... same scenario! I
departed the store with the $46.64.
They Walk Among Us and Many
Work Retail
I walked into a Starbucks
with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl
and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one
free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free," she said,
"so I guess they're both free".
She Handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.
They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking
down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that
dead bird!". Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where"?< /FONT>
They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house,
my brother asked the real Estate agent which direction was north because, he
explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked,
"Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the
sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said,
"Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff."
They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in
technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an
individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days
a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through
a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I were on
a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we
bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my
luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and
told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not
to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good
hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived
yet?"
They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza
parlor I observed a man Ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone
and the cook asked Him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought
about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I
don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
They Walk
Among Us, and they Reproduce, and Worst of all .
THEY VOTE
