Things Heard During a Colonoscopy...

[Mimi]

What patients say during Colonoscopies


Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay"

And the best one of all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up here?"

 

[tickleterror]

LMAO, all of these were great.

 

[Bugman]

LMAO Mimi where Do you come up with all this stuff.

 

[sole seeker]

Mimi, that was truly hillarious!

I'm gonna share this with my email group. I'm not gonna give you any credit, but I thought I'd like you to know that this one is worth stealing... er sharing!

Terrific!

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny, Mimi. 😀

 

[isabeau]

omg that is too funny... which reminds me, i had a rectal exam monday and omg did that hurt.....i almost said to the doctor, well as you can see nothing goes in here...i mean i was tightttttttttt

 

[Illtcklu]

Damn funny Mimi!!!!