Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk:

[njjen3953]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

Seriously Ocifer, there is no blood in my alcohol strem!

 

[guitman69]

Oh my gawd, that was funny. I have to deal with drunks all the time. I'm gonna pin that to the front of my rack unit, and highlight the last line!

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

I've got a new one... the alphabet backwards!

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G F E D C B A

Ha

 

[Biggles of 266]

If you tap-danced and soft-shoe-shuffled the line on the side of the road, would the cops still arrest you?

To save having this deleted:

something else hard to say when you're drunk... Come to think of it, I'm actually not that attractive and witty, so she probably won't want anything to do with me.

 

[omega]

I always thought that you would never hear a drunk say:

No, I don't have to go to the bathroom.

 

[guitman69]

No Omega, you might hear that followed by:

"I just went all over my own shoes"

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

WORDS:

Callaborate
Constantinuity
Delliberation
Withdrawl
Ameliorate

 

[Dave2112]

Here's one that I'd love to hear one of my customers try and say while drunk...

..."I can't buy beer after 2 a.m.? That's ok, I won't ask you to break the law...over and over again until you want to beat me to death with a shovel."

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

Has anyone tried to sing the National Anthem Drunk? Or heard someone else do it!

 

[QBWeaver]

Then there's the ever famous drunk line....

I'm not as think as you drunk I am!

heheheheh

 

[dvnc]

How about "Wouldja take my keys? I'm too hammered to drive myself home?" I can remember bein' convinced of that once. Still spooks me.

Heck, for all I know, it happened more than once, and I was just too damned drunk to remember.

My favorite was hearing "Miss on you, pisster, you ain't so muckin' fuch!"

 

[BigJim]

Funniest thing I ever saw drunk do/say?

Picture the scene.............


There is me standing in the road, with portable helipad on my head and my nice yellow reflective coat that makes me look like a 6 foot Belisha beacon , and this piss artist staggers in from town trying to find the Officer's Mess. He lurches out the taxi and falls headlong into the grass on the other side of the pavement. He staggers upright, walks two thirds of the distance towards me and starts to simulate sex with a handilly placed lamp post. After a grunt or two, he replaces his trousers and staggers on towards me, dropping to his knees in front of where I'm standing. He pulls himself upright, grabs hold of my collar and delivers the immortal word in the plumiest, most upper class accent I ever heard..........

"Have you heard??? It's awful!!! The bloody NASDAQ fell five points today!"

Turns out he was the camp adjutant..............🙄🙄🙄

 

[Moses25]

Here's one that I'd love to hear one of my customers try and say while drunk...

..."I can't buy beer after 2 a.m.? That's ok, I won't ask you to break the law...over and over again until you want to beat me to death with a shovel."

LOL. Now that's entertaiment!!

Sorry Dave. I've actually been one of the customers once. Once...😀

(Wat da f*uck er yuuu lookin' at?) Cheers.😛 😀

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

You know,

I am sure that I would have a ton more phrases and words to share here... it's just that the nights when I have had enough to drink to say these words/phrases... well... I really just don't remember what I said the night before!