Things to do with a burnt out light bulb!
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Don't change it, just say you are conserving energy.
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Carry it to business meetings, and then when someone asks you a question, hold it over your head and say you are all out of fresh ideas.
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Try to recharge it.
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Collect a boxful, then sneak into a neighbors house and change all of their bulbs and tell them them their electricity was cut off.
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Mount it and watch it instead of the TV.
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Drop it in the community pond and see if it floats.
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Take it to a rock concert and hold it in front of you and wave it around (because you are too cheap to buy a lighter).
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Smash it with a hammer.
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Sell it to a stupid kid on the street.
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Hold it upside-down in the middle of a flat field during a thunderstorm, wait for lightning, and then
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Don't change it, just say you are conserving energy.
---
Carry it to business meetings, and then when someone asks you a question, hold it over your head and say you are all out of fresh ideas.
---
Try to recharge it.
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Collect a boxful, then sneak into a neighbors house and change all of their bulbs and tell them them their electricity was cut off.
---
Mount it and watch it instead of the TV.
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Drop it in the community pond and see if it floats.
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Take it to a rock concert and hold it in front of you and wave it around (because you are too cheap to buy a lighter).
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Smash it with a hammer.
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Sell it to a stupid kid on the street.
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Hold it upside-down in the middle of a flat field during a thunderstorm, wait for lightning, and then
