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Things you don't want to hear in surgery...

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Mufasa

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post some things you don't want to hear in surgery...


you'd better save that, we'll need it for the autopsy...

Hey ummm... has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff?

anyone seen my watch?
 
yea theres big money out there for kidneys... and look! he's got two!
 
does your heart always beat this fast? to which i replied..only when i'm nervous..
 
page 1, check. page 2, check. page 3, hey, where's page 3?
 
you have nothing to worry about Mr Jones 3rd times the charm :shake:

Congratulate me this is my 1st open heart surgery patient

Dr O'Connor OH NOOOOO!!!
Nurse Dolan: Whats wrong Dr O'Connor?
Dr O'Connor I CANT SEE

we have to becarful the morgue is filling up

I just barely graduated med school

Mr Richards good news we replaced your testicals with golf balls
 
Stop cutting!!! This is the wrong patient! 😱
 
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Rxx
 
"Clamp... ... ... Clamp... ... Clamp, please?.. Oh shit, not again"

"Hey, what does this little fleshy doodad here do?"

"Hemopheliac you say? Put 'im on a Heprin drip before we cut, that'll really freak out the interns."

"I'm like.. the Salvador Dali of brain surgery"
 
"Umm Which kidney is the bad one?"

"i really wish i paid attention in med school...."
 
Oh well, from the time my alarm clock didn't go off, nothing has gone right today anyway. 😛
 
look, i can make his leg twitch

Castration, Circumcision... Tomato, Tomahto... whats the difference?
 
Mufasa said:
yea theres big money out there for kidneys... and look! he's got two!
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OMG! Spit my drink out on that one! :bouncybou

"Okay, here we go.................um, which one's the Liver?"
 
wait...what did you say you needed surgery for??
 
The file said to give your husband a circular incision....we gave him a....circumcision

:::After opening someone up::: what the hell is that?
 
Mr Smith this is a very complicated procedure in case you dont make i'd like you to know your wife is beautiful

i've never done this before can you walk me through it

If doogie houser can do it so can i

my hands always shake after 10 beers
 
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