This just In !!!!....

[venray]

LORENA BOBBITT'S SISTER WAS ARRESTED IN BROKEN ARROW, OKLAHOMA
FOR TRYING TO DO THE SAME THING TO HER HUSBAND AS HER FAMOUS SISTER HAD DONE SEVERAL YEARS AGO.

THE SISTER WAS NOT AS ACCURATE AS LORENA. SHE MISSED THE TARGET AND STABBED HER HUSBAND IN THE UPPER LEG CAUSING SEVERE MUSCLE AND TENDON DAMAGE.

HE IS RECOVERING IN THE TRAUMA UNIT AT SAINT FRANCIS HOSPITAL......................................................................................................................








She has been charged with a missdewiener






🙄

 

[TicklingDuo]

Was it that small that she missed? Or, does she just not have very good aim? 😛

Ann

 

[amk714]

Ouch!

But he's lucky his manhood's intact, and so is she for committing nothing more than a missdeweiner. 😀

 

[TicklingDuo]

Oooooooo! Very punny, Alex!

Ann

 

[bticklishfeet]

Re: Ouch!

But he's lucky his manhood's intact, and so is she for committing nothing more than a missdeweiner. 😀

LOL That was funny Alex!😀

 

[amk714]

Thanks, Ann and b, but...

Originally posted by venray1

She has been charged with a missdewiener

Far be it from me to take credit for a term I didn't come up with, Ray. 😀

 

[TicklingDuo]

LOL Didn't even notice it in the original.

Ann

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

Re: Ouch!

But he's lucky his manhood's intact, and so is she for committing nothing more than a missdeweiner. 😀

Alex, the missdeweiner was so funny!😀

I'd think I would stay away from the Bobbitt women! Must have been PMS!

 

[venray]

Re: Re: This just In !!!!....

Thanks, Ann and b, but...



Far be it from me to take credit for a term I didn't come up with, Ray. 😀

I didnt come up with it either, Alexander. 'twas sent to me by one of the girls I work with.


Ray

 

[phfttklr]

🙄 **slaps venray with a fish**

 

[venray]

🙄 **slaps venray with a fish**

*retaliates with an albatross* (ala Monty Python)😉

 

[peaches77]

good one ven

 

[LVTicklr]

All in the family,you can say here.
Otherwise,she's lucky she missed hitting that certain spot,or she would have did a Lorena-type creation of another John Bobbitt-esque superstar pseudo-celebrity.

 

[ticklemebreezy]

roflmao!!!!

Good one Ven! That was the best.... missdeweiner...what's next?

 

[venray]

Hmmm...what's next...? We can only wait and see......


🙄

Ven

 

[kandykisses]

What's next Ven? I can't wait!😀

 

[Moses25]

"My missdeweiner has a first name, it's L-O-R-E-N-A"

She has been charged with a missdewiener

I don't whether to laugh or cry, Ray. 😉

Let the 2003 Games begin.

Cheers.😀

 

[venray]

I laughed I cried and then I sent a retaliatory email to the friend who sent me that one...

Here it is🙄 😉

Subject: Bubba and Joe Bob



Bubba and Joe Bob were dragging their dead deer back to their car...

Another experienced hunter approached pulling his along too.

"Hey, guys, I don't want to tell you how to do something, but I can
tell you that it's sure easier if you drag the deer in the other direction.
Then the antlers won't dig into the ground."

After the third hunter left, the boys decided to give it a try.

A little while later Bubba said to Joe Bob, "You know, that guy was
right. This is a lot easier!"

Joe Bob said, "Yep... but we're getting farther and farther away from
the truck!"