Thoughts for a Thursday...
>
>Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person
>to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
>
>Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but
>you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the
>stairs.
>
>Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
>of nothing.
>
>Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one
>talks
>about seeing UFOs like they use to.
>
>According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice
>about
>a woman are their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice
>about
>men is they're a bunch of liars.
>
>Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
>
>All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
>to
>criticism.
>
>Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
>substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
>
>In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
>is
>weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
>
>Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come
>to
>realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
>
>How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
>whole box to start a campfire?
>
>AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: You read about all these
>
>terrorists--most of them came here legally, but they hung around on
>these
>expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to
>Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are
>all
>over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration
>
>Have a great Happy Halloween...
>
>Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person
>to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
>
>Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but
>you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the
>stairs.
>
>Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
>of nothing.
>
>Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one
>talks
>about seeing UFOs like they use to.
>
>According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice
>about
>a woman are their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice
>about
>men is they're a bunch of liars.
>
>Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
>
>All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
>to
>criticism.
>
>Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
>substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
>
>In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
>is
>weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
>
>Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come
>to
>realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
>
>How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
>whole box to start a campfire?
>
>AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: You read about all these
>
>terrorists--most of them came here legally, but they hung around on
>these
>expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to
>Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are
>all
>over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration
>
>Have a great Happy Halloween...
