The brothel madam opend the door to see a rather dignified well dressed man in his late 40's or so.
"May I help you she asked?"
I want to see Mary the man said. "Sir, Mary is our most expensive lady,
perhaps you would rather see somone else." No, it must be Mary the man said.
Just then Mary appered and told the man the fee would be $5000. Without hesitation the man took $5000 from his pocket and handed it over. They went upstairs, and about an hour later the man left.
The next night the man returned, asking to see Mary again. Mary said the fee would again be $5000. The man handed over the money. They went upstairs, and an hour later the man left.
When the man returned again the next night, everyone was astounded. But once again he paid Mary, and upstairs they went. After their session Mary questioned the man. "No one has ever seen me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" Arkansas the man replied. "I have family in Arkansas" Mary said.
I know, the man said. "Your great uncle died, and I was his lawyer. Your sister asked me to find you and give you your $15,000 inheritiance."
The moral of this story is three things in life are certain:
1. Death.
2. Taxes.
3. Getting screwed by a lawyer.
"May I help you she asked?"
I want to see Mary the man said. "Sir, Mary is our most expensive lady,
perhaps you would rather see somone else." No, it must be Mary the man said.
Just then Mary appered and told the man the fee would be $5000. Without hesitation the man took $5000 from his pocket and handed it over. They went upstairs, and about an hour later the man left.
The next night the man returned, asking to see Mary again. Mary said the fee would again be $5000. The man handed over the money. They went upstairs, and an hour later the man left.
When the man returned again the next night, everyone was astounded. But once again he paid Mary, and upstairs they went. After their session Mary questioned the man. "No one has ever seen me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" Arkansas the man replied. "I have family in Arkansas" Mary said.
I know, the man said. "Your great uncle died, and I was his lawyer. Your sister asked me to find you and give you your $15,000 inheritiance."
The moral of this story is three things in life are certain:
1. Death.
2. Taxes.
3. Getting screwed by a lawyer.
